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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 18:40    Post subject: French-speaking thread


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Mesdames et Messieurs, rien ne va plus. Les jeux sont faits.
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 23:36    Post subject:
You wonderful dicks Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 23:43    Post subject:
Ce thread est tres mal monsieur. Pourqoui est-ce que tu parlez a nous? Voulais vous bouvez un peu de vin avec moi? Mais mon francais est tres mal aussi Sad Au revoir!

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I had nothing on common with the French until I gave up trying to read these posts




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I had nothing on common with the French until I gave up trying to read these posts



Thing is most french speakers here aren't even french I think Smile

And also, I didn't understand anything you said Confused

You had nothing in common with anything french even before you gave up on it? Or you gave up because you do not have, and had nothing in common before you even knew it?

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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2015 02:12    Post subject:
His giving up led to him having something in common with french: Giving up.


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His giving up led to him having something in common with french: Giving up.


Oh, the obvious one Very Happy

What are the joke people around the world have to laugh at the French? Or Belgian? (but I guess nobody gives even the slightest fuck about us :< ) Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2015 02:26    Post subject:

<3 Very Happy Laughing

HubU wrote:
Or Belgian? (but I guess nobody gives even the slightest fuck about us :< ) Smile

Haha no, I think it's because you guys don't fall into any blatant stereotypes, or don't have anything to be ashamed of (and even if you do, we aren't aware of it). It's not a bad thing, imo! Very Happy

Your Dutch neighbours probably know some jokes though xD



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ixigia wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc78yPv_ztM&hd=1
<3 Very Happy Laughing



This is great!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfnmkgmUDW4


This is SO true! English is good for rage swearing, but I guess French and Italian are the most pleasant swears a foreigner can hear, not knowing that what we say is the dirtiest shit someone could say, while it sounds like we're ordering some coffee Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2015 11:43    Post subject: Re: French-speaking thread
HubU wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPuhwBAZ114

Laughing



Haha, les jeux de mots à l'accent belge. "On rigole, rigole, mais la rigole ça mêne à l'égoût".


Haha, puns to Belgian accent. " We laugh , laugh, laugh but it mêne the mains drainage ."(lazy google translate)


Morphineus wrote:
Interinactive wrote:
I had nothing on common with the French until I gave up trying to read these posts


Laughing

ixigia wrote:

Haha no, I think it's because you guys don't fall into any blatant stereotypes, [...]


Laughing there are plenty.


watch the movie Dikkenek for a few example stereotypes. (But If you dont understand french, well it'll be difficult)



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