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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2015 17:39    Post subject: Amazon Dash Button


Oh shit, this is an amazing idea!
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2015 17:44    Post subject:
One more button to make the world more derp

Iz zo hard to keep track of dings! Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2015 17:47    Post subject:
silly derpenious it's for convenience.
like LED-WIFI bulbs. control lighting with your phone.
WIFI stove, washing machine.

I can't wait till they create weighting sheets that'll automatically order certain products when you're running low.


This can backfire a lot tho. Kids and all.


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2015 17:56    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2015 18:07    Post subject:
Bwah I bet for convenience, as in not having to watch kids because they are a hassle to have... you can buy an upgrade with either a retina scanner or fingerprint scanner! Poker Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2015 18:59    Post subject:
Haha this is an awesome idea, but my entire kitchen would be smothered in branded buttons Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2015 21:40    Post subject:
So you need a smartphone and net access with their app probably running in the background and to login to amazon to accept the order etc.

Why not just fucking order it manually?

Ther's a reason they disabled likes/dislikes and comments on their vid.
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 02:14    Post subject:
Wait its NOT an april fools?

So whens the Pizza button coming? Smile

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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 02:25    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
Shit I'm out of coffee. Better hit that button so I can drink some. when it gets delivered. in a few days.

Fuck Amazon where's my coffee now button? What's the point of this shit? Just keep track of what you need lazy fucks

Yea I cant see me ever using it. The idea cool..but anything Id need a "I'm out" button on I could go 2 blocks to the store and get in 5 minutes. Vs waiting 2-3 days for it.

No coffee? wait 2-3 business days for it, or drive 2 blocks. No detergent? Wear dirty clothes for 2-3 business days or go 2 blocks.
I mean there is very very few things I can think of that I could use the ease of a button to order 'asap' when I notice I'm out, that I could wait 2-3 day to actually receive.
I mean they actually have toilet paper as a button they show. Who ever noticed they are 'low' on that? its always a "crap that was the last roll" waiting days isnt an option there...who orders toilet paper online anyway?
Not to mention I dont need a huge pile of cardboard box stuffed with bubble packs to throw away because I ordered coffee cups, detergent, and dry macaroni on 3 different days.

now if they worked with local shops, or made amazon local 'quick stop' type shops that delivered that day..it would be awesome.

Introducing Amazon Dash Button: Place it. Press it....wait.


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 02:34    Post subject:
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