Spoke to old work mates today and they told me three bloody funny things that had happened since I left my old job (6 years ago)
First Story:
One who I used to work with got a dog...when he was about to take it for a walk he opened his door and the dog ran off...straight over the street...in through a door that had just been opened by his neighbour...down the basement and killed their rabbit...all in less than 1 minute... and it pissed on their carpet (yeah I feel sorry for the rabbit...but wtf? lol)
Second story:
Another of my old workmates went to MacDonald and while he stod in the que he saw what appeared to be a sleeping hobo next to him. He felt sorry for him so he bought a burger and put it down infront of him. (still "sleeping"). He pat him on the head (like you do with pets) and started to walk away...and took 3-4 steps only to hear someone yell "YOU BASTARD" and feel the burger hit the back of his head. Lol so much for being nice
Third story (happened yesterday):
Third of my old workmates took a dump at work..he smelt so bad he almost emptied one of those freshner cans...and the fire alarm went off
Later that day the director of the company (mind you, more than 300 employes) sent out a mail to everyone with instructions on how to use the freshspray
Before the firemen left they looked at him and said "ah yes, you are the one that shite so bad the fire alarm goes off!"
lol...wtf...lots of weird stuff going on
Maybe its just me, but I laughed hard at these stories
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so much for being nice
