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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jan 2015 01:53    Post subject: Oh god
I've never even seen one of these until today, under the clothesline. It's under water for some reason

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I'm pretty sure it's a male Funnel Web going by this page

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The mature male funnel-web spider will wander around during hot humid nights, looking for a mate, and is known to enter homes, footwear, clothing, washing and swimming pools where they can survive several days under water. It is highly aggressive when disturbed or cornered and is able to inflict multiple bites, with its "flick-knife" hardened fangs. People also find funnel-web spiders wandering around the garden or in the home after heavy rain or nearby earthworks. An anti-venom is available in most major hospitals and ambulance vehicles.


Sooo arachnophobia is going to set in again for the next few days. During this period limbs do not leave blankets and feet are firmly placed above ground at all times Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jan 2015 01:57    Post subject:
deep fry that bitch! eat it
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jan 2015 02:05    Post subject:
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the Sydney Funnel-Web Spider is one of the world's most deadly spiders. Both the male and female carry atraxotoxin, one of the world's most dangerous toxins.


wtf man gg
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jan 2015 02:20    Post subject:


1. Burn all your clothes
2. Burn the garden
3. Burn the garage too, just to be sure
4. Take your family inside the gaming room bunker and caulk all the doors and windows
5. Drill one 20cm hole in the external wall
6. Seal it with removable insect screen, to ensure proper exchange of oxygen and direct contact with whoever will bring you food and water on daily basis
7. Survive the australiarachnoapocalypse


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jan 2015 02:21    Post subject:
So it's alive underwater and you take a closeup picture of it. Great Inter. How about killing that bitch?!

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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jan 2015 06:15    Post subject:
Beautiful specimen!

No need to kill it, just ditch it far from your home Smile

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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 18:56    Post subject:
Why are you so evil don't kill the poor creature Smile it's beautiful
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 19:09    Post subject:
CeapaMurata wrote:
Why are you so evil don't kill the poor creature Smile it's beautiful


But when it kills you its not so beautiful anymore, now is it? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 19:14    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
CeapaMurata wrote:
Why are you so evil don't kill the poor creature Smile it's beautiful


But when it kills you its not so beautiful anymore, now is it? Rolling Eyes

It's just as much afraid of you as you are of it. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 19:22    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
couleur wrote:
CeapaMurata wrote:
Why are you so evil don't kill the poor creature Smile it's beautiful


But when it kills you its not so beautiful anymore, now is it? Rolling Eyes

It's just as much afraid of you as you are of it. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


Oh, so now you're defending the evil creature. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 19:37    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 19:55    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
couleur wrote:


But when it kills you its not so beautiful anymore, now is it? Rolling Eyes

It's just as much afraid of you as you are of it. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


Oh, so now you're defending the evil creature. Rolling Eyes

So you saying all creatures are evil? Fucking racist asshole Rolling Eyes
It just has a different culture than you, and we must be tolerant and accepting to the different, even if it means to harm us. Are we not modern people, leaving in multicultural times? Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 22:34    Post subject:
@LeoNatan Pfft. put you on ignore you SJW* fag! Rolling Eyes





*SJW = Spider Justice Warrior

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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 22:43    Post subject:


Nazi asshole! Reported. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 22:52    Post subject:
OK I understand now I acted immaturely. Tomorrow I will be back more calm, more mature.
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 22:59    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 23:02    Post subject:
i dont even see hes posts.


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 23:04    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 23:14    Post subject:
oh yes, oh yes, OH GOD YES..

oh wait.. wrong thread..

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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jan 2015 23:14    Post subject:
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I win you lose. Or go fuck yourself

A mod, baiting and trolling Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jan 2015 00:16    Post subject:
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Totally would bang dat spiders ass. Twice.



With a hammer?

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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jan 2015 15:09    Post subject:

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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