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thudo

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Posted: Fri, 15th Apr 2016 02:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

What.. da... F-A-C-K?!??!? MotoP0RN?!?! MSI GT72S 6QF Dominator Pro S 29th Anniversary Intel i7 6820HK @ 4.0Ghz, 32GB DDR4-2133 RAM, 2x256GB Raid0 Toshiba NVMe 2.5 inch PCIe SSD, Nvidia Geforce GTX 980 OC'ed 200+ Core / 200+ Mem, 17.3 inch LG IPS HD Display @ 75Hz, Intel 7265AC Wifi, Windows 10 Pro BIOS version: .112 EC Firmware version: .105 Current Broadband speed record: 329.1 Mb/sec down // 21.73 Mb/sec up http://www.dslreports.com/speedtest/3933292.png

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Posted: Fri, 15th Apr 2016 03:11 Post subject:

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A solution for the boring state of the Formula One, from Japan

Bernie Ecclestone take notice!

Just when you think you've seen it all, Japan comes up with something else. What, I dont even, there are no more words.

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thudo

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Posted: Fri, 15th Apr 2016 05:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Japan: wayyy ahead of everyone else... MSI GT72S 6QF Dominator Pro S 29th Anniversary Intel i7 6820HK @ 4.0Ghz, 32GB DDR4-2133 RAM, 2x256GB Raid0 Toshiba NVMe 2.5 inch PCIe SSD, Nvidia Geforce GTX 980 OC'ed 200+ Core / 200+ Mem, 17.3 inch LG IPS HD Display @ 75Hz, Intel 7265AC Wifi, Windows 10 Pro BIOS version: .112 EC Firmware version: .105 Current Broadband speed record: 329.1 Mb/sec down // 21.73 Mb/sec up http://www.dslreports.com/speedtest/3933292.png

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VonMisk

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Posted: Fri, 15th Apr 2016 08:20 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

That girl in red latex sar·casm \| \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \ 1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain 2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm

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Posted: Mon, 23rd May 2016 05:45 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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BLaM!
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Posted: Thu, 16th Jun 2016 10:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://www.realitykings.com/we-live-together/preferred_pussy/home.htm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhaWJLuR1E8

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Posted: Thu, 16th Jun 2016 21:39 Post subject:

BLaM! wrote:

http://www.realitykings.com/we-live-together/preferred_pussy/home.htm

Laughing

Dat acting! I cringed! Laughing

She should have put it up her ass lol Twisted Evil

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Posted: Fri, 8th Jul 2016 00:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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konkol84

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Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2016 08:40 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

the kid needs a father after all Ryzen 7600x/5600x/3600 \| 5070TI/3080/3070Ti \| 32GB RAM \| LG 55OLEDC9/42OLEDC2 \| Oculus Quest 2 \| Nintendo Switch \| Steam Deck \[T]/

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Posted: Thu, 15th Sep 2016 08:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Chelsea Charms https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Chelsea+Charms&biw=2407&bih=1232&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiksqP84pDPAhVoJpoKHQpsDDQQ_AUIBygC Beshine https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Beshine&biw=2407&bih=1232&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiL8_jr45DPAhUJDywKHaS4CZMQ_AUIBygC No idea where else to put this so it goes in here, basically saw another one of the ever growing uploads of CBBE based body mods for Fallout 4 on Nexus today with what the author proclaimed as the "perfect female body." with impossible breasts and whatnot but one of the comments mentioned that there actually was a substance (Now banned.) that had a similar effect in real life. Apparently it does. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants (Some of the pictures are likely "enhanced" a bit extra but still that's pretty extreme - and probably also carries a explosive risk too. - then again seeing the varying "successful" other "enhancements" people do to e.g their lips and whatnot eh I guess there's a market for bust-bigger-than-head style plastic surgery.)

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konkol84

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Posted: Thu, 15th Sep 2016 09:45 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

where the fuck are they taking the skin to cover this? especially the 2nd one? Ryzen 7600x/5600x/3600 \| 5070TI/3080/3070Ti \| 32GB RAM \| LG 55OLEDC9/42OLEDC2 \| Oculus Quest 2 \| Nintendo Switch \| Steam Deck \[T]/

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Posted: Thu, 15th Sep 2016 20:12 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

The skin gets stretched out I guess? Anyway, that shit is wack, yo.

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JBeckman
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Posted: Sun, 9th Oct 2016 22:04 Post subject:

Funny and funny but eh "vintage" I suppose could be interesting too:
http://www.eroti-cart.com/peter-fendi-c-53_119

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Peter Fendi (1796 - 1842) was an Austrian painter, engraver and lithographer. He was a child prodigy and was accepted into the St Annes Academy of Fine Art at only 13 years of age.

He is famous as a pioneer of the techniques of multicolored printing, and designed the 5, 10 and 100 guilder banknotes that were issued in 1841 by the Austrian government.

Due to popular demand, we have included the series of 40 erotic watercolors/lithographs "by Peter Fendi".

This series is probably one of the best known in the genre of erotic art, though Fendi is only the 28th artist we have added to the gallery.

Why has it taken so long for Peter Fendi to be included? Because the prints he is famous for were actually printed in Vienna in 1910 in the style of Peter Fendi and have since been falsely attributed to him.

According to the exhibition catalog Peter Fendi und sein Kreis many experts in the field have expelled claims that these erotic watercolors/lithographs were by Peter Fendi.

The erotic series of 40 lithographs first emerged from Vienna in 1910, nearly 70 years after Fendi's death. They are a limited edition of 600 copies in total. Before then, there is no record of them existing. Besides this series, no other painting or print by Fendi would be considered erotic. It simply wasn't his genre.

Without a doubt they are in the style of Peter Fendi and it is a very well crafted and beautiful series. It is a shame we do not know who the original artist was.

EDIT: Looks like there's some other interesting things on that website as well.

http://www.eroti-cart.com/martin-van-maele-c-53_59

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StrEagle

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Posted: Mon, 17th Oct 2016 17:00 Post subject:

http://webm.land/media/ELVO.webm

you might want to lower your sound a bit Laughing

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and yes, mine is only average

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Posted: Tue, 18th Oct 2016 03:36 Post subject:

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http://webm.land/media/ELVO.webm

you might want to lower your sound a bit Laughing

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Posted: Fri, 11th Nov 2016 23:15 Post subject:

https://www.amazon.com/Femosaur-Antoinette-Thompson-publishers-Erotica/dp/B004P5K39O

Just when you think you've read it all. Razz

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ixigia
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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2016 00:22 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

That explains everything..feminists are lizard people! Random creations of an insane mind / Screens from Bulgaria [Early Access]

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VonMisk

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Posted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 18:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 21:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Tue, 20th Dec 2016 15:23 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

VonMisk

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Posted: Sat, 1st Apr 2017 06:15 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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SpykeZ

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Posted: Sat, 1st Apr 2017 08:28 Post subject:

VonMisk wrote:

the one on the left is a well known chicky from reddit's nsfw "aellagirl"

http://imgur.com/a/X5Mnr

she's goofy as fuck lol. She had a video that was a few minutes long just shaking her tits making weird faces

her site with modeling pics: https://aellagirl.com/home/#jp-carousel-547

her own subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Aella_Girl/

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Stormwolf

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Posted: Sat, 1st Apr 2017 10:09 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

No teasing without relief at the end! https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5716d0223985d https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58897cbd96109

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Posted: Sat, 1st Apr 2017 16:08 Post subject:

VonMisk wrote:

src pls LOL

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VonMisk

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Posted: Sat, 1st Apr 2017 16:23 Post subject:

Horrordee wrote:

VonMisk wrote:

src pls LOL

http://www.slutload.com/video/girl-cemented-and-fucked/qUahD2NfuYK/

sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm

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VonMisk

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Posted: Sat, 20th Jan 2018 16:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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JBeckman
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Posted: Sun, 21st Jan 2018 00:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Well what do you the dong-copter actually exists after all...

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cirithungol

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Posted: Sun, 21st Jan 2018 01:45 Post subject:

That's not a fail at all.

chiv wrote:

don't quote me on that

VonMisk

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thudo

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Posted: Sat, 17th Mar 2018 04:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Really? MSI GT72S 6QF Dominator Pro S 29th Anniversary Intel i7 6820HK @ 4.0Ghz, 32GB DDR4-2133 RAM, 2x256GB Raid0 Toshiba NVMe 2.5 inch PCIe SSD, Nvidia Geforce GTX 980 OC'ed 200+ Core / 200+ Mem, 17.3 inch LG IPS HD Display @ 75Hz, Intel 7265AC Wifi, Windows 10 Pro BIOS version: .112 EC Firmware version: .105 Current Broadband speed record: 329.1 Mb/sec down // 21.73 Mb/sec up http://www.dslreports.com/speedtest/3933292.png

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