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Invasor
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Posted: Sat, 10th Jan 2015 20:32 Post subject:

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Never understood this fascination with "squirting". I mean, come on Laughing

If you like seeing pee, fine, but admit it to yourself and to the world. This is as much "squirt" as the morning "cum" I try to aim to the toilet bowl every morning. Laughing

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

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Posted: Sat, 10th Jan 2015 20:38 Post subject:

Invasor wrote:

LeoNatan wrote:

Never understood this fascination with "squirting". I mean, come on Laughing

If you like seeing pee, fine, but admit it to yourself and to the world. This is as much "squirt" as the morning "cum" I try to aim to the toilet bowl every morning. Laughing

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

i don't give a shit squirt ur shit all over me bitch, i say! Drooling

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Posted: Sat, 10th Jan 2015 20:53 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

It's a pee which comes out of pee hole and mixes with wet drooling pussy lips. So not just a pee 3080, ps5, lg oled Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..." SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies" deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"

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Posted: Sun, 11th Jan 2015 12:31 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

also if it happens after the man had an orgasm, it would be pee + pussy juice + cum. wonder what that tastes like...

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Posted: Mon, 12th Jan 2015 04:06 Post subject:

The_Zeel wrote:

also if it happens after the man had an orgasm, it would be pee + pussy juice + cum.

wonder what that tastes like...

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Posted: Sat, 14th Mar 2015 06:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Sat, 1st Aug 2015 05:17 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

The funny, the gross and the dafuq http://www.xvideos.com/video8200129/funny_porn_fails_and_bloopers_compilation http://www.xvideos.com/video8372540/funny_porn_fails_and_bloopers_compilation_2 May the NFOrce be with you always.

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Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2015 05:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

her face http://www.xvideos.com/video553595/brunette_takes_fat_cum May the NFOrce be with you always.

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Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2015 06:00 Post subject:

headshot wrote:

her face

http://www.xvideos.com/video553595/brunette_takes_fat_cum

wow disgusting. you old pervert what were you searching for in the first place Laughing

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Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2015 07:38 Post subject:

freiwald wrote:

headshot wrote:

her face

http://www.xvideos.com/video553595/brunette_takes_fat_cum

wow disgusting. you old pervert what were you searching for in the first place Laughing

Haha old? How do you know Im old? lol. I dont even know how I got to that video, even after just checking my history! It was a random link on namethatpornstar.com I think.

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Posted: Tue, 15th Sep 2015 17:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://pl.xhamster.com/movies/2684361/fast_forward_blowjobs_so_funny_must_see.html sar·casm \| \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \ 1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain 2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm

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Posted: Tue, 15th Sep 2015 19:07 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhaWJLuR1E8

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Posted: Tue, 20th Oct 2015 05:33 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Fits the thread title perfectly May the NFOrce be with you always.

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Posted: Sat, 7th Nov 2015 10:51 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://efukt.com/21315_Horse_Fucker.html http://efukt.com/21301_Erotic_Jihad.html http://efukt.com/21313_Sexual_Fatalities_From_Japanese_Cartoons.html i havent visited the site for too long

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Posted: Sat, 7th Nov 2015 12:49 Post subject:

The_Zeel wrote:

http://efukt.com/21313_Sexual_Fatalities_From_Japanese_Cartoons.html

i havent visited the site for too long

Kunoichi Gakuen Ninpouchou I think it's called (Available on BakaBT for those curious about it. Razz

), one of those horrible animated no-budget hentai's using still frames repeating way too many times, don't remember them all but there's a number of them that one could probably look up via say AniDB.

EDIT: Some GIF's showing a few of the more funnier scenes.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=kunoichi_gakuen_ninpouchou+
(Or what to call them, they're still pretty bad.)

EDIT: There's Pidgeon Blood and Bondage Game too but chances are that you'll actually try to commit suicide after watching those so yeah...probably won't ever be anything as extreme produced ever again.
https://tsunamifanzine.wordpress.com/2009/03/02/top-ten-hentai-to-avoid-a-consumer%E2%80%99s-guide-by-erogenous-bosch/
(But someone somewhere licensed them for release in the US/EU and provided uncensored versions..)

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Posted: Sat, 7th Nov 2015 14:45 Post subject:

The_Zeel wrote:

http://efukt.com/21301_Erotic_Jihad.html

i havent visited the site for too long

rated 9/11 Laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhaWJLuR1E8

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Posted: Sun, 13th Dec 2015 10:16 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Tue, 19th Jan 2016 23:08 Post subject:

LeoNatan wrote:

http://efukt.com/21215_The_Caught_Compilation.html

The 9/11 discussion one is just... Mind Is Full Of Fuck

too bad it's "almost got caught" most of the time.

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Posted: Tue, 19th Jan 2016 23:32 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://efukt.com/21334_Too_Many_Gooks.html jesus fuck, too much wat

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Posted: Wed, 20th Jan 2016 04:20 Post subject:

The_Zeel wrote:

http://efukt.com/21334_Too_Many_Gooks.html

jesus fuck, too much wat

Regendary! Im desperately trying to make sense of this but I got nothing lol.

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Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2016 03:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Surprise motherfucker May the NFOrce be with you always.

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Posted: Sun, 14th Feb 2016 03:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Dat face May the NFOrce be with you always.

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Posted: Thu, 18th Feb 2016 12:37 Post subject:

Lutzifer wrote:

and yes, mine is only average

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Posted: Tue, 15th Mar 2016 19:22 Post subject:

Lutzifer wrote:

and yes, mine is only average

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