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LeoNatan
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Posted: Wed, 15th Apr 2009 07:27 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

You kidding, right? Forbidding cigarettes in prison, that's just fucked up. My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Wed, 15th Apr 2009 08:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Nope. Google it. They've done it in a number of states. Florida was the first iirc. Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly

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LeoNatan
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Posted: Wed, 15th Apr 2009 08:28 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Well, it's retarded. Nicotine can help people relax, and in such a tense place, any small thing helps. My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 21:41 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:35 Post subject:

iNatan wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVuTufXPxZY

Laughing

This may sound stupid, but that is fake right?

Cause I have seen some pretty stupid shit along those lines on FOXNews and CNN....

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

The funny thing with The Onion News is that most of their stuff is more accurate than Fox News. My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:08 Post subject:

SycoShaman wrote:

iNatan wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVuTufXPxZY

Laughing

This may sound stupid, but that is fake right?

Cause I have seen some pretty stupid shit along those lines on FOXNews and CNN....

I'm not sure if you can call satire 'fake', but yeah they're making fun of foxnews/cnn/etc. Wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_onion

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:09 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Sadly it's not fake. If you haven't seen this one, watch it now Poor baby monkeys => NFOrce GIF plugin <= - Ryzen 3800X, 16GB DDR4-3200, Sapphire 5700XT Pulse

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:20 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

The funniest one for to date was the video. Sounds exactly like something from BillO O'Reilly's show, with BillO arguing for the ones that convicted. My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:24 Post subject:

nouseforaname wrote:

SycoShaman wrote:

iNatan wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVuTufXPxZY

Laughing

This may sound stupid, but that is fake right?

Cause I have seen some pretty stupid shit along those lines on FOXNews and CNN....

I'm not sure if you can call satire 'fake', but yeah they're making fun of foxnews/cnn/etc. Wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_onion

Thats what I meant man Smile

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:24 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Yeah that one made me cry => NFOrce GIF plugin <= - Ryzen 3800X, 16GB DDR4-3200, Sapphire 5700XT Pulse

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Posted: Sat, 30th May 2009 01:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 00:29 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

This one is just gold (pun intended ): Also make sure to watch a second time and read the headlines in the bottom. Example: "Studies show that kids watching TV more than 18 hours a day are less likely to attend school." My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Tue, 14th Jul 2009 18:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Bwahahah so true My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Tue, 14th Jul 2009 23:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

hihi, somehow i like the onion news the dragon /******************************/ ISLAM IS A LIE THE TRUTH ABOUT ISLAM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWbEo6hkEi4 /******************************/

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Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 22:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 23:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Wed, 5th Aug 2009 00:47 Post subject:

Just saw this one:

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Posted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 13:32 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha "Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach

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Posted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 17:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

"Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive" My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 02:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 20:25 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/is_using_a_minotaur_to_gore HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA "Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach

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Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2009 20:33 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Pffft, that's completely unsubstantiated.

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Sep 2009 21:41 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Congress making an important decision! So true! My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Tue, 29th Sep 2009 08:55 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Pic related: “The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus

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Posted: Tue, 29th Sep 2009 10:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Tue, 29th Sep 2009 10:24 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

AAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's fucking awesome

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Posted: Tue, 6th Oct 2009 19:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

This is one of their best. And if you read the comments, brain cancer is guaranteed. My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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Posted: Tue, 3rd Nov 2009 19:36 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

New one, one of the funniest My IMDb Ratings \| Fix NFOHump Cookies \| Hide Users / Threads \| Embedded Content (Videos/GIFs/Twitter/Reddit) \| The Derps Collection Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.

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