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Posted: Tue, 2nd Aug 2005 18:26 Post subject: |
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Posted: Tue, 2nd Aug 2005 20:47 Post subject: |
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well ya can't please every1
edit: o btw just to show my belief on his post... i really doubt you'd show your gf this (why would you?) and why would ya hunt through the forum lookin for my pic :/
edit again: I really doubt your gf would 'laugh her head off' because I said I wouldn't shag her. My reasons were justified and no matter what any1 looks like it's called having standards (which i'm sure u dont have with a gf that's becoming less and less likely to exist) 
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Posted: Tue, 2nd Aug 2005 21:36 Post subject: |
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Yeah well you can postulate all day about how you wouldn't shag some girl in a pic, but we all know when it comes to real life the rules are completely different, especially after a few pints.
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arw
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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 01:28 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 02:09 Post subject: |
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AnimalMother wrote: | A porn star is going to have alot of experience and know many techniques. Alot more then the average girl anyway.
Plus, sex is sex sublime, sure the emotional aspects are far better when it's with a girl who you actually like beyond the bedroom, but the physical pleasure depends much more on experience and technique. |
thank you and mindframe...in the sense, u'll date or pick up a chick, want her to blow u, she will but she tells u she doesnt like doing it....that type shit pisses me off. See how porn stars suck dick? damn!
Ive had that a few times, usually from sluts still but goddamn man, the twisting and turning and the expressions and maoning and the ball licking...damn man, sublime gotta find a freaky girl and see what i mean 
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 02:15 Post subject: |
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Sublime wrote: | AnimalMother wrote: | A porn star is going to have alot of experience and know many techniques. Alot more then the average girl anyway.
Plus, sex is sex sublime, sure the emotional aspects are far better when it's with a girl who you actually like beyond the bedroom, but the physical pleasure depends much more on experience and technique. |
Yea but my point is i'm not physically attracted to her in anyway so the statements about 'not turning her down if she was spread on your bed' don't apply to me. Also how many pornos do you need to be in to be classed as a porn star? 1? 2? I know a few of girls that haven't been in porn but i'd say are very experienced. I'm sure she might be a good fuck but it wouldn't necessarily be the best fuck ever because (for me at least) i'd need to have a connection with them before i'd be fully involved. |
What im sayin dude, is sure, u kinda find a non porn girl that can be just as freaky as a porn star. But unless ur going for some wacked out type of chick (like extreme to whatever), most girls arent comfortable with the sexuality like that i find...to litterally act like a whore in the bed room if u know what i mean - they find shit embarrassing and stuff where as girls who are on film are completely comfortable with themselves.
Im speaking about the average cutie u pick up at the club or something. Don't get me wrong, u get those odd times where u pick u the girl next door so to speak and she ends up being crazy in bed but that usually doesnt happen...for instance, in toronto, the best group of ppl to mix in with if u want bi, freaky ass girls (into EVERYTHING) are goth/metal chicks...they usually get down with the 3somes and shit along those lines.
The "hip-hop" type of girls around here, in my experience are more reserved and the being bad part is all a front...but some of those metal chicks, well, most, come with some SERIOUS baggage...thats why I am very selective when it comes to metal girls now - most end up being cutters, or manic depressive etc...3 Examples: Ex Wfie and 2 ex girlfriends 

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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 03:10 Post subject: |
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Yeah you gotta be careful you don't wanna pick up some freak.
I remember I once went out with this gorgeous goth girl, oh man, I was so attracted to her! I could barely control myself.
Well, one day I went to her house, and went to her lounge and there was this bible sitting on the table next to a chair, with pages torn out. So, just making conversation, I asked what it was about, and she said she eats bible paper! Then she started eating some right then, and offered me some, like it was cool or something. I just thought "WTF!?", and she said she carries it everywhere, like it's some little fetish of hers or something.
I won't bother to tell you some of the other stuff she did, suffice to say it was pretty wacked.
That relationship ended fast, I can tell ya.
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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 03:16 Post subject: |
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AnimalMother wrote: | Yeah you gotta be careful you don't wanna pick up some freak.
I remember I once went out with this gorgeous goth girl, oh man, I was so attracted to her! I could barely control myself.
Well, one day I went to her house, and went to her lounge and there was this bible sitting on the table next to a chair, with pages torn out. So, just making conversation, I asked what it was about, and she said she eats bible paper! Then she started eating some right then, and offered me some, like it was cool or something. I just thought "WTF!?", and she said she carries it everywhere, like it's some little fetish of hers or something.
I won't bother to tell you some of the other stuff she did, suffice to say it was pretty wacked.
That relationship ended fast, I can tell ya. |
haha WTF? never heard of that before
eating bible paper.....man that's the craziest thing i've heard in quite some time 
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IbSta
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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 03:54 Post subject: |
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EATING BIBLE paper is so e-c00l omg I can't believe you did'nt accept her offer. I lost all respect for mankind. L0L!
Yippie Kia Eh Mother Fuker!
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IbSta
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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 04:50 Post subject: |
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Well if she was that hot, you should have seks her then ditch her the next day!
Yippie Kia Eh Mother Fuker!
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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 04:56 Post subject: |
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AnimalMother wrote: | IbSta wrote: | EATING BIBLE paper is so e-c00l omg I can't believe you did'nt accept her offer. I lost all respect for mankind. L0L! |
The worst part is, I didn't even get to hit it.  |
yea but no1 really wants to be a bible basher do they? 
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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 05:30 Post subject: |
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IbSta wrote: | Well if she was that hot, you should have seks her then ditch her the next day! |
I'd only been going out with her for 2 days when I found out about the bible stuff, I was also only 16 at the time, so it was doubtful I could have got laid.
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IbSta
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IbSta
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Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 18:46 Post subject: |
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LmAo!!!!
Yippie Kia Eh Mother Fuker!
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Thu, 4th Aug 2005 01:52 Post subject: |
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Truth be told, any guy under any type of influence would do almost anything to fuck a hot girl 
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Thu, 4th Aug 2005 04:10 Post subject: |
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AnimalMother wrote: | SycoShaman wrote: | Truth be told, any guy under any type of influence would do almost anything to fuck a hot girl  |
Good job I was sober at the time then, otherwise I could have ended up with a mouthful of exodus while I masturbated her with a crucifix.  |
masturbated her with a crucifix...I think i heard that line before in the Exorcist..."Fuck me jesus fuck me" lol
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IbSta
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Posted: Thu, 4th Aug 2005 06:47 Post subject: |
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lollllllol that movie was my first porn <3
Yippie Kia Eh Mother Fuker!
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MAD_MAX333
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Posted: Thu, 4th Aug 2005 07:52 Post subject: |
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man you E-studs aka fags... she is super hot... maybe too perfect looking but would u rather see an everyday girl??
and she is not a pornstar, she is a nude model..... i would hit her in any condition ( well if i was single that is)
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Posted: Thu, 4th Aug 2005 08:48 Post subject: |
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MAD_MAX333 wrote: | i would hit her in any condition ( well if i was single that is) |
How about coverd in shit and tied to an electric fence? 
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Posted: Thu, 4th Aug 2005 11:03 Post subject: |
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IbSta
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Posted: Thu, 4th Aug 2005 18:33 Post subject: |
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shes so e-hawt I'd do her with a paper bag and in a back alley.
Yippie Kia Eh Mother Fuker!
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