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  Topic: Incredible Street Fight
PoorLeno

Replies: 11
Views: 1739

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Mon, 4th May 2009 10:39   Subject: Incredible Street Fight
I hope you are joking when you say that some of the best MA you've seen.....cuz that shit isn't even MA. To drunks who've seen a few MA movies and think they are Bruce Lee's.......good video tho, made ...
  Topic: feed the head
PoorLeno

Replies: 4
Views: 1318

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Fri, 1st May 2009 17:41   Subject: feed the head
okay, got through it all. Pretty cool. .)

This is what happens near the end:

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3658/headfin.th.jpg
  Topic: feed the head
PoorLeno

Replies: 4
Views: 1318

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Fri, 1st May 2009 08:59   Subject: feed the head
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6412/drhead.th.jpg

That's as far as i've gotten. :/
  Topic: question about homeless people & garbage
PoorLeno

Replies: 50
Views: 3123

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Fri, 1st May 2009 08:44   Subject: question about homeless people & garbage
If they aren't cleaning up after themselves then fuckin' shoot them

I second this motion.
  Topic: Deluxe hug
PoorLeno

Replies: 7
Views: 1624

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Wed, 29th Apr 2009 17:52   Subject: Deluxe hug
I like how the free hug guy was pissed off. Isn't he supposed to be all pro life and shit?
  Topic: The Girl and The Period
PoorLeno

Replies: 65
Views: 5405

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 08:38   Subject: The Girl and The Period
Make her take the pill. Tell her that other girls do it, and they look so pretty.
  Topic: Need to make a c.v
PoorLeno

Replies: 25
Views: 1863

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 10:06   Subject: Need to make a c.v
blhablah, "bolt". I loled. Anybody who's anybody uses TeX to write anything.
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  Topic: Scifi Film Suggestions ??
PoorLeno

Replies: 36
Views: 4181

PostForum: Movie & TV Sparks   Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 09:48   Subject: Scifi Film Suggestions ??
Can't believe nobody mentioned Farscape. I also like Dark Angel, but that's cause... catbuglery!
  Topic: Need to make a c.v
PoorLeno

Replies: 25
Views: 1863

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 05:08   Subject: Need to make a c.v
"You know 75% of the cv is not about the content but about the layout, colors, etc... "

I'll have a shake with those fries.
  Topic: Glossy screens
PoorLeno

Replies: 20
Views: 2705

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Sat, 18th Apr 2009 16:26   Subject: Glossy screens
What are you, nuts? Glossy finish on displays enhances color and contrast. It's reflective only in direct sunlight, when you wouldn't want to use a fucking laptop anyway. Fuck!
  Topic: Bizzare Cloud In Saudi
PoorLeno

Replies: 10
Views: 1640

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Sat, 18th Apr 2009 15:57   Subject: Bizzare Cloud In Saudi
newbs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pileus_(meteorology)
  Topic: Fuck university
PoorLeno

Replies: 33
Views: 4164

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Fri, 17th Apr 2009 19:56   Subject: Fuck university
itt people who are dumb complain that the world is unfair, rest imagine degrees they dont' have.

o_O
  Topic: Chuck Norris is Portuguese
PoorLeno

Replies: 7
Views: 1625

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Tue, 14th Apr 2009 21:41   Subject: Chuck Norris is Portuguese
blahblah that dood blahblah this dood blahblah Mussolini!
  Topic: Rare Beatles Video.
PoorLeno

Replies: 3
Views: 1289

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Sat, 11th Apr 2009 14:10   Subject: Rare Beatles Video.
I actually enjoyed that... Why god, why?
  Topic: Awesome Device
PoorLeno

Replies: 7
Views: 1980

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Tue, 7th Apr 2009 20:34   Subject: Awesome Device
I want this in glasses and eyeball controlled. Fully automatic (no hand gesture nonsense) and finally linked to the ilk of Cyc and Wolfram Alpha. They are inventing too much, it will fail. But the nex ...
  Topic: Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter?
PoorLeno

Replies: 5
Views: 1653

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Tue, 7th Apr 2009 19:45   Subject: Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter?
Sorry frant but there are some pics missing in your post.

http://www.jumbojoke.com/virgin_complaint.html

Ah, cool. I got the letter from the Telegraph and they only had the first picture. Don't ...
  Topic: Atheist stand-up in Church
PoorLeno

Replies: 5
Views: 869

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 14:33   Subject: Atheist stand-up in Church
Yeah, pretty awesome that people just laugh it off without hate mongering...
  Topic: If you hate "Pokerface" listen to it for free here
PoorLeno

Replies: 17
Views: 2369

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Tue, 3rd Mar 2009 07:55   Subject: If you hate "Pokerface" listen to it for free here
Thanks! I was afraid of that. Oh well. Reall, now I have to hate/love it. Sooo complicated!
  Topic: I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind
PoorLeno

Replies: 43
Views: 3837

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Mon, 2nd Mar 2009 17:43   Subject: I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind
I say you tell her you think her eyes look like pizza, and that you love pizza. Also, you can do all that while grabbing your crotch, it will give you credibility. Go go go.
  Topic: If you hate "Pokerface" listen to it for free here
PoorLeno

Replies: 17
Views: 2369

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Mon, 2nd Mar 2009 17:41   Subject: If you hate "Pokerface" listen to it for free here
http://www.deezer.com/track/poker-face-jody-den-broeder-remix-T2733708

What's the first song that this "mix" is riffled with? I know it's not it's not pokerface, because I don't vomit from it. In f ...
  Topic: The Name The Mod Competition - Jenni's gonna get yo
PoorLeno

Replies: 116
Views: 7573

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 22:15   Subject: The Name The Mod Competition - Jenni's gonna get yo
You should be "Slagathor", the reference is hilarious!
  Topic: what a fucking cunt.
PoorLeno

Replies: 84
Views: 6208

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Mon, 16th Feb 2009 05:17   Subject: what a fucking cunt.
The best thing about all this is that someone on /b/ is actually mad enough to murder that guy. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Smile
  Topic: Thx Google (chrome)
PoorLeno

Replies: 21
Views: 2607

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Wed, 28th Jan 2009 03:00   Subject: Thx Google (chrome)
but how will i remember that I don't regularly make new adult friends?
  Topic: Awesome human beatbox "Lasse Gjertsen" (Nor)
PoorLeno

Replies: 6
Views: 1504

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Sun, 25th Jan 2009 00:59   Subject: Awesome human beatbox "Lasse Gjertsen" (Nor)
If he's so cool, why don't you marry him?
  Topic: Help me /b/rothers.
PoorLeno

Replies: 5
Views: 1446

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Fri, 16th Jan 2009 18:47   Subject: Help me /b/rothers.
There's no accounting for taste, also I think there's a song; the entire commercial is superlow budget. And w00t!

EDIT: I'm at a friends' place it sounds horrible! At my place with decent speakers ...
  Topic: Help me /b/rothers.
PoorLeno

Replies: 5
Views: 1446

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Thu, 15th Jan 2009 23:45   Subject: Help me /b/rothers.
Want song nau!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIWV_Myx2dc

QQ

Ps. flashfilemusic - DO NOT WANT.
  Topic: Internet usage europe
PoorLeno

Replies: 11
Views: 1912

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Sat, 10th Jan 2009 14:25   Subject: Internet usage europe
spamfag detected
  Topic: Internet usage europe
PoorLeno

Replies: 11
Views: 1912

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Thu, 8th Jan 2009 19:35   Subject: Internet usage europe
I think there's truth to what Frant is saying. Holland is also a geographical oddity being the epicenter of Europe, has been peering country of choice since forever.

I think Sweden should top the ( ...
  Topic: finally I got rid of my world of warcraft account
PoorLeno

Replies: 15
Views: 2221

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Tue, 6th Jan 2009 07:17   Subject: finally I got rid of my world of warcraft account
Har har, I think stargate MMO will suck. I've seen the series, and even though it sucks donkey balls too - there's unfortunately nothing better in terms of sci-fi and budget and repetitiveness, which ...
  Topic: sushi at mightnight
PoorLeno

Replies: 36
Views: 3770

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Tue, 6th Jan 2009 07:02   Subject: sushi at mightnight
Sushi is yuck. Once I was going to show this one girl in Estonia a good time, and she is this sushi maniac; anyway - long story short 100EUR it cost me. For one serving.
 
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