Yes, butt cheeks are spread open when sitting down, but I can spread em while standing as well haha. One hand spreads, while the other wipes. I've been doing it for so long, that it's the only way I know.
Defies logic? Yup! I do it anyway lmao.
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Yes, butt cheeks are spread open when sitting down, but I can spread em while standing as well haha. One hand spreads, while the other wipes. I've been doing it for so long, that it's the only way I know.
Defies logic? Yup! I do it anyway lmao.
First of all, I can't believe some people stand
So you have to use two hands to wipe when standing? Us sitters need only one hand to be in that area. That also means you can use your other hand to turn on taps and stuff after without the risk of getting some nasty poo particles on them.
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And you can pick the toilet paper properly. I mean.. you stand up and if there was something left between the cheeks you just squeeze and get yourself dirty
How can You even wipe Your ass while standing. WTFFFF
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read that web page and holy shit I never thought of wet wipes gonna try this shit soon ;D
Sitting is the right way to go, I think I did it standing at first when I was 4 yo or so, but I perfected my technique since then
I tried doing it sitting down. Best way to do it back to front. but that's gross. Front to back is a bit more difficult. You can touch the water and if you poop a mountain, you can touch the mountain. If you stand, which is what I prefer since i have a small tush... you get it all. ALL! once you sit your cheeks are spread. All the poop comes out of the hole. Now. If you can't poop properly and some of that poop hangs out your hole and you stand up and your cheeks get all WTF SHIT SANDWICH! then yes you do have a point. However, if you do it while sitting down and you have a case of explosive poops... its best to do it standing up so you don't get some of the poop all over your hands That's gross.
Standing up FTW. It's easy. It's clean.
In summation. I tried both. One stood out as the best option. BOOM
You can touch the water and if you poop a mountain, you can touch the mountain.
What did I read?
it's the same problem when you sit down to pee. your penis touches the water so you gotta be careful. but sitting down to pee is so much better. You don't have to touch your penis when you pull it out. just pull down trousers. pull up trousers. wash hands for comfort.
I don't understand how people sit and wipe. Too much danger to get pooped.
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That's gross.
