Bible Chronicles - The Call of Abraham (A Christian RPG)
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lolozaur




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 12:42    Post subject: Bible Chronicles - The Call of Abraham (A Christian RPG)
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/phoenixistudios/video-game-bible-chronicles-the-call-of-abraham Very Happy

Follow Abraham as he is challenged to leave his homeland and trust in the promise that he will become the father of many nations. Adventure alongside him in this epic role playing adventure as you choose your path in the course of history.

Travel to ancient lands and take part in the action and excitement of Abraham’s life. Fierce battles, honor and glory, and the destruction of ancient evils await you on your path as you choose how your own story will play out.

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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 12:45    Post subject:
i ll wait for the sodom and gomorrah dlc
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zmed




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 12:49    Post subject:
Bible games are always so amazing, I'm sure this will have the same level of quality as its ilk.

Might even buy it as long as we can unquestioningly make human sacrifices of our kids to the voices in our head.


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Saner




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 12:52    Post subject:
Can I play as the jebuszzz ?


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 12:56    Post subject:
i want a minigame with job, where you have to keep his ragemeter low with qtes, while god destroys everything he loves in several levels.
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red_avatar




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:00    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
i want a minigame with job, where you have to keep his ragemeter low with qtes, while god destroys everything he loves in several levels.


No no no - you'd make it a God game where YOU are the one who wrecks everything, with a heart meter where you see Job's heart break more and more while he doesn't act. Like flinging fresh horse manure at his kids, getting a pack of redneck to rape his cattle and his wife, etc. Now that would be an amusing game Very Happy And then call the game Godass "The asshole of all gods".
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Saner




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:01    Post subject:
Oh fuck, I had not looked at the video.

I managed 12 seconds before deciding this game wont run on my toaster so I am not interested.

Sorry bible bashers


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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LooZ




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:03    Post subject:
Not MOBA = pass


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zmed




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:04    Post subject:
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we formed an advisory team of four pastors and ministry leaders to make sure all of our storylines and characters are historically accurate
So they are biblical literalists to top it off. Oh boy, now I really hope this gets funded, it would be even funnier than the Left Behind games. Laughing

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the top-notch graphics are visually-stimulating
Yep. Looking at the video, the graphics are really top notch.
To be fair, at least these guys managed to reach the 21st century. Their graphics are at least on the level of 2001.
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Saner




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:06    Post subject:
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historically accurate


Are You Serious


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:11    Post subject:
as much as human centipede was "100% medically accurate"
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deadpoetic




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:49    Post subject:
Pretty sure Abraham didnt carry a sword and shield

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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:52    Post subject:
i dunno about the shield but he definitely carried a sword, killed a shitload of people with his ragtag group of bandits and raped many women.
but then again, pretty much any of the old testaments main characters did this.
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Saner




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:53    Post subject:
he also wore a stovepipe hat


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Areius




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:54    Post subject:

wow
so vintage
cool
do want
amaze


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Drowning_witch




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:56    Post subject:
thats what happens when you think god is gonna make the game for you Cool Face


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 13:58    Post subject:
is that a curved dildo he is carrying?
either way, everything so brown, most next-gen game i ve seen.
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Boneleech




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 15:13    Post subject:
I hope we get to see an angry mob be quelled by the daughters of someone, I mean best way to stop an angry mob is to offer them your daughters. I hope QTE's invole tearing their clothes =)
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zmed




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 15:16    Post subject:
Boneleech wrote:
I hope we get to see an angry mob be quelled by the daughters of someone, I mean best way to stop an angry mob is to offer them your daughters. I hope QTE's invole tearing their clothes =)
Well, they had Lot in the video...so I'd assume yes. Very Happy

Wonder if after his wife turns to salt for the egregious crime of looking over her shoulder to look at the fireworks of children roasting alive in the city, will his daughters get him drunk in the cave and rape him to get kids.

The Bible. You know. For kids! Very Happy
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 15:22    Post subject:
wait, didnt moses offer his daughters to anyone who threatened him?
i guess its another one of these bible main character aspects that all of them share.
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zmed




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 15:28    Post subject:
It was Lot from Sodom or Gomorrah.

Two angels came down in disguise to find a virtuous person worth saving before god went all old-testament on their asses (ba-dum-tish). Lot invited them in, gave them food, etc.

Then a mob gathered outside to fuck the angels, since they were so nice and all.

And what does the only person worth saving in the entire city do? Offer his daughters to the mob to have their way with them. It's either an example to show just how low the city has fallen, or just the regular high opinion that book had about women.

EDIT: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/gen/19.html

Love it when bible-humpers preach about "biblical family values". Always good entertainment. Smile
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 15:45    Post subject:
thx for the site, some great stuff Smile

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Jacob offers to work for seven years to pay for Rachel. As it turns out, he is tricked into having sex with her sister, Leah, instead, so he has to work for another seven years so in order to pay for them both. 29:18-30

Jacob is tricked by Laban, the father of Rachel and Leah. Jacob asks for Rachel so that he can "go in unto her." But Laban gives him Leah instead, and Jacob "went in unto her [Leah]" by mistake. Jacob was fooled until morning -- apparently he didn't know who he was going in unto. Finally they worked things out and Jacob got to "go in unto" Rachel, too. 29:21-30


oh, jacob
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crossmr




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 15:55    Post subject:
....so...this is high quality and fun to play?


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deadpoetic




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 15:56    Post subject:
Didnt Abraham killed his son??


But wait, we can't kill children in video game!

wat?
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 16:02    Post subject:
He was stopped by god before he managed to get it done, did it with a sheep instead in his glory or some such.
(We had a compact cartoon version of the bible at the school library - action bible or some such it was called.)

(Of course there was also books not at all intended for school kids as well, Murder Condom 2 or what it would be called in English, Jango - by the same author - and stuff like Ed the Happy Clown amongst real novels and such, I preferred the comics though, the Aasgard series or what it was called was awesome.)


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 16:05    Post subject:
They had some great nutritional food at that time to have such a good body physique. Also why are there all those american faces in the middle east? Laughing


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 16:15    Post subject:
they ate heaps of god´s manna every day and turned into superhuman studs.
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 16:35    Post subject:
with this great source of lore & background,nothing can make this game fail.nothing! Troll Dad


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Now, I don't know what hardware costs in Poland, I guess it's cheaper because everything is stolen from Germany and resold...
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 17:59    Post subject:
Areius wrote:

wow
so vintage
cool
do want
amaze


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jan 2014 18:35    Post subject:
bahurata wrote:
Areius wrote:

wow
so vintage
cool
do want
amaze


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