The Legend Of Hercules [2014, Lollan Lulz, NR]
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 01:22    Post subject: The Legend Of Hercules [2014, Lollan Lulz, NR]


Kellan Lulz as Hercules. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 01:31    Post subject:
ill just stick to the disney animation


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 01:40    Post subject:
It looks so bad Sad Laughing. Zero historical accuracy, everything is shiny and fake, attractive people everywhere, target audience: teenagers under 14. Yet another corny hollymovie Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 02:32    Post subject:
Wow, that trailer Laughing Sound effects are so bad, like a cheap game. Definitely something to watch while high Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 02:41    Post subject:
Fucking Hollywood execs think Twilight douchebag makes a convincing action hero.

First Taylor Lautner and now this guy...what's next, Robert Pattinson as Rambo in a reboot of the series? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 02:54    Post subject:
This Lulz asshole is in The Expendables 3 too Confused
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 10:40    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
It looks so bad Sad Laughing. Zero historical accuracy, everything is shiny and fake, attractive people everywhere, target audience: teenagers under 14. Yet another corny hollymovie Razz

Historical accuracy in a movie about a demi-god? As for attractive people, everyone in the olden days was sexy. Have you never seen any classic Greek statues?
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 10:41    Post subject:
He probably meant mythological accuracy Razz


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 11:22    Post subject:
Even more funny is that Renny Harlin has given everything to make this, its supposed to be hes "comeback" Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 23:29    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
ixigia wrote:
It looks so bad Sad Laughing. Zero historical accuracy, everything is shiny and fake, attractive people everywhere, target audience: teenagers under 14. Yet another corny hollymovie Razz

Historical accuracy in a movie about a demi-god? As for attractive people, everyone in the olden days was sexy. Have you never seen any classic Greek statues?

Haha yup, poor wording from my part. I obviously meant mythological accuracy like Consolitis correctly suggested Smile.
I even get that need to spectacularize everything, it's normal after all (and it worked pretty well in 300 for example)..but this was honestly too much to handle. Razz
As for Classic Greek Statues, well they were the equivalent of our modern mister universe, only with no steroids involved since they weren't invented yet! grinhurt
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Dec 2013 23:47    Post subject:
Gayer than 300! They should make a He-Man reboot with Lulz, he fits.


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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Mar 2014 22:23    Post subject:
This one just got a release Razz

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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Mar 2014 22:34    Post subject:
Oh shit, I get now why in the Dwayne Johnson trailer they say "before he was a legent, he was a man". Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Mar 2014 23:42    Post subject:
It's funny how in one year we get two Hercules movies, one with an uncharismatic cardboard cutout with zero screen presence, and one with the most electrifying man in sports entertainment! Laughing

Say what you will about DJ's acting abilities, at least he's entertaining to watch, the dude from Twilight should go away and never be mentioned again.


"I think Call of Duty resonates because it's believable and relatable," Sledgehammer Games cofounder Michael Condrey says.

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