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 Posted: Thu, 17th Mar 2005 22:49 Post subject: just wanted to say.......and please feel free to join in |
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FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Mar 2005 22:50 Post subject: |
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Mary sat on my rubber duck
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Mar 2005 22:59 Post subject: |
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With a large stick
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Mar 2005 23:02 Post subject: Re: just wanted to say.......and please feel free to join in |
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| stuart2004stuart wrote: | | FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK |
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Mar 2005 23:29 Post subject: |
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motherfucking fuckers fucked the fuck out of the fucking fucker who fucked my fucking fucksister.
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Mar 2005 23:40 Post subject: |
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Mary said ah when my rubber duckie ducked
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 06:46 Post subject: |
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The Cosby Show was for the late '80s what Dallas was for the early eighties. Dallas was the number one show during most of the early eighties; but then situation comedies bumped all prime-time soaps down. The Cosby Show proved to be fierce competition, becoming the number one show from 1985-1990. In fact, in 8 years it never dropped below the top 20.
Dr. Heathcliff "Cliff" Huxtable was an OBGYN (obstetrician/gynecologist), and his wife Clair was a successful attorney. They had five children: Sondra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa and Rudy. Sondra was rarely seen during the first season because she was away at Princeton. She became a regular character in the second season, and was usually seen with her on-again off-again beau, Elvin. They eventually married and had twins; but not before stunning their families by announcing the fact that Elvin was dropping out of medical school to open a camping store, and Sondra was dropping out of law school to help her husband in his endeavor.
Denise was the "unique" child, the black sheep of the family. She had her own way of doing things, right down to the style of clothing she wore. After graduating high school, she left for Hillman College in 1986 (a year later, this would become the setting for the spin-off A Different World), but returned two years later with news that she was dropping out. She eventually decided to become a photographer's assistant, and left for Africa for a year. When she returned, she had yet another bombshell: she had become a wife and mother while over in Africa. She married a navy man, Martin; who had a child, Olivia, from a previous marriage. During the final season, Denise travelled with Martin as he was stationed in Asia. Olivia stayed behind with Cliff and Clair.
Theo, Vanessa and Rudy were probably the most popular of the five kids, due to the fact that they were seen more often then Sondra and Denise. Most of the stories revolved around the three youngest children.
Stories dealt mainly with dating and school life, as well as Cliff's never-ending fear that his children would never leave home. In the final episode, Theo graduated from college.
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"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 14:17 Post subject: |
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1. knobjock
Someone who enjoys riding cock. Commonly in reference to homosexuals.
E.g.
"OMG ian is such a knobjock."
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 14:22 Post subject: |
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Björk is from island
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 16:49 Post subject: |
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Indeed...
But still...
| stuart2004stuart wrote: | | FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 17:03 Post subject: |
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Well only if u add water
Water + Björk = Smarties!
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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Scaramanga
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 17:25 Post subject: |
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Fuck It !!
Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No
[Verse 1:]
See, I dont know why I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now thats all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel
[Chorus:]
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back
[Verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Keep this shit from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Ya questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my great one
Now its, over, but I do admit I'm sad.
It hurts real bad, I cant sweat that, cuz I loved a hoe
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
[Until the end]
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 17:27 Post subject: |
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone
It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone
Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone
Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing
(instrumental bridge - break dance here)
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Bo ba do ba do do doob
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 19:32 Post subject: |
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In my world, the day is no threat
In my world, there is an absence of light
"genetic superiour cell" controled
by fathomless and undearable
a radical new form of plastic and rage
biologically optomized
but with a strangling pulse
iin your world, you find me worthy
in my world, I "parashoot" my life
a virtual drogstore populated
by the fathomless and unbearable
machine, meat and blood
in an intimate relationship
the new - superior -
more effective than all the preceeding
where we can no longer
cry and reality is torn
then it´s easy to forget
that the responsibillity lies on us all
in your world, the night is no threat
in my world, the darkness
transforms to a vision of hell
populated by fathomless and unbearable
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 20:59 Post subject: |
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Fuck You Right Back !!
Oh oh
oooh
no no no
(You know there's two sides to every story)
See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
talkin' shit like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel
×CHORUS×
Fuck What I did, was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents,I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
well guess what yo,fuck you right back
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do your friend
now you want me to come back
you must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and thats a fact
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what joe,your sex was wack
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
fuck it,I faked it,aren't you proud?
fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what your,your sex was wack
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
You questioned did I care
maybe I would have if woulda come to me
now it's over
but I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause Im not ur hoe
CHORUS
fuck What I did, was your fault somehow
fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin it didnt mean jack
well guess what yo, fuck you right back
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
(you made me do this)
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 21:39 Post subject: |
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WHEN THE FUCKER MET MR FUCK THE FUCK SAID FUCK YOU MR FUCKER FUCKED OFF AND FUCKED HIS ARSE WITH A FUCK STICK THE FUCKING CUNT LAID AN EGG AND FUCKED A GOOSE WHICH GAVE BIRTH TO A FUCKING FUCK OFF FUCKING MOOSE WHICH WAS FUCKED UP FUCKING FUCKER FUCK FUCK.
NEXT PERSON YOU SEE CALL THEM A FUCKING CUNT.
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 22:08 Post subject: |
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Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared.
He said, "you are to be the virgin mother,"
And Mary thought that was weird.
[Mary said, "I'm not a virgin
I blew a guy last year"]
But then, Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear:
["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still not be considered flawed.
[Though, Mary, you went to town,
and sucked some semen down,]
You're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!"
There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired, you see,
[and Mary had to offer him a bribe.]
Said she had no money,
[and they had no place to sleep.]
Gabriel appeared to Mary,
And told her not to weep.
["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the Inn,
then it's not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a room for the night!"]
That's right..
And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star,
And missed a woman's touch.
[Mary thought that she might pleasure them,
But could not take them to bed.]
But, again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said...
["You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
Everyone in the nation.
[Fellatio ain't no sin,
So go and blow those three wise men!]
And you'll still be a virgin,
['Cause there ain't no penetration!"]
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary!
[The donkey, or the ox and the lamb]
And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick!
[They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!]
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.
[Mary, you can suck my dick!]
[laughter]
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2005 22:47 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | wow... what spammers |
i was going to say what the fuck but that'll do
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 01:26 Post subject: |
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Exactly..
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 02:41 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 02:56 Post subject: |
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Well said.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 14:07 Post subject: |
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the pig gave birth to a palm tree
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 15:17 Post subject: Re: just wanted to say.......and please feel free to join in |
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| stuart2004stuart wrote: | | FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK |
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 15:20 Post subject: |
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Flower flower!
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 15:40 Post subject: |
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