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Slizza




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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 22:52    Post subject: Went on a date tonight.
With a girl who has immigrated from China to the UK. Pretty girl Smile

Took her for a meal.
During the meal she starts picking boogers out her nose and wiping them on the napkin in the restaurant quite shamelessly, While trying to make conversation with me and while i am in front of her eating.
This nose picking culture from China is really weird man!!!
Crying or Very sad

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zipfero




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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 22:54    Post subject:
get ready for tons of farting and belching too while eating
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 23:01    Post subject:
wiping them on the napkin you say.... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 23:04    Post subject:
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Slizza




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 01:00    Post subject:
Unfortunately it's not a joke. Actually happened in the middle of a busy restaurant.
Was quite embarrassing. If i keep seeing her then it's on the condition that she stops mining her nose in public. Laughing

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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 01:02    Post subject:
Would be funny if she did it and catched one of those long stringy wet ones Laughing
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Slizza




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 01:04    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Would be funny if she did it and catched one of those long stringy wet ones Laughing

They were pretty big ol green boogers man Sad

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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 01:32    Post subject:
Slizza wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Would be funny if she did it and catched one of those long stringy wet ones Laughing

They were pretty big ol green boogers man Sad


I would pay to see your face during this date Laughing
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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 02:09    Post subject:
Was she, like, rolling them on her fingers while pulling them out or...?

I mean, give details, man.



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Slizza




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 02:23    Post subject:
She had a stick thing she used. I thought it was for her eye lashes or something but nope..straight up her beak Sad
The table next to us were trying not to crack up and im sat there wanting to fade away .

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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 02:51    Post subject:
Ship, rape and boogers.

Welcome to nfohump Laughing

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Theescapist




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 08:04    Post subject:
Fuckinghell ive just started work at 530 am opened a bag of chrisps n all i read is about this bird picking boogers out her nose yak!
Im suprised i finished my chrisps off.

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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 08:05    Post subject:
Be glad she didn't ate them.

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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 08:35    Post subject:
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 09:07    Post subject:
Maybe I'll have one of these coming up. Met a girl around here who's originally from Iraq but is trying to ditch her culture which her mom still pushes on her.

Iraq culture plus MURICAN. This is going to be fun...
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 09:53    Post subject:
fhita

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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 12:55    Post subject:
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tw1st




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 14:15    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Ankh wrote:
fhita

FHITB


Fuck her in the booger



hahahaha!

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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 14:51    Post subject:
what an opening post Laughing i was expecting a 'fucked her in the butt' happy ending
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aevis




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 14:53    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
... one of those long stringy wet ones


You seem to know your way around boogers yourself Laughing
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 15:13    Post subject:
I'd like to meet the man who doesn't know what comes from his nose Laughing
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 19:21    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Ankh wrote:
fhita

FHITB


Fuck her in the booger


Laughing
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