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bloodian




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 17:07    Post subject: i shat myself today ;(
i shat myself today Sad it wasn't pretty.
The funniest thing about it is i've held it for like 40 minutes and it went like a stream just a few steps from home Sad

fucking burger king Sad

the saddest thing is i'd do it again cause burger king is so fucking delicious.

yeah, it was worth it.

i'm 22 Sad
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proekaan
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 17:15    Post subject:
All I can do is laugh.

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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 17:16    Post subject:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluten_sensitivity Very Happy
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Werelds
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 17:23    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao, is that you?
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 17:29    Post subject:
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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 17:54    Post subject:
All i can think about is Jonney Cash NIN cover. But sung

"I Shit myself today!!! To see if i still feel...."

Yes im strange. lol

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I drunk. I don't fucking care!
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kazemaky




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 18:42    Post subject:
if u have celiac disease then it's no laughing matter and should be dealt with (no wheat diet), but otherwise luls Very Happy
Those I shat my self threads are the best in the bitching section.

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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 18:45    Post subject:
I shat myself once too..at least I was close to my home when liquid shit started pouring down the legs.. Sad
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 18:47    Post subject:
Shat myself when I was a kid and hid the turd behind the closet at my friends place, then when everyone 'smelled' something was wrong i started yelling "It wasn't meee".
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 20:50    Post subject:
proekaan wrote:
All I can do is laugh.
+1

and

I missed these Laughing

boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 22:03    Post subject:
proekaan wrote:
All I can do is laugh.

Exactly.
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tw1st




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 22:13    Post subject:
lol, why is pooping and farting so funny to us guys?

I was lol'ing as soon as I read the thread.

My dearest condolences on your shit sir.

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Bigwood




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jun 2013 22:56    Post subject:
Shat myself a few months ago. At my buddies house, hungover. My pal is sitting by the computer and I was standing behind him. Suddenly, I feel a fart brewing. Quick as fuck I stick my hands down my pants, and fart on it, and then put it in my buddies face.

A fart, it was not.
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 00:00    Post subject:
Like that have never happened to you guys Laughing Laughing Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 00:35    Post subject:
Przepraszam wrote:
Like that have never happened to you guys Laughing Laughing Laughing

Of course, it used to happen to me before. Many times.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 09:27    Post subject:
Laughing xD I once pissed myself, right in front of my house. I just couldn't hold it in anymore grinhurt

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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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xExtreme




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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 09:41    Post subject:
Well, happened once, I was 15/16 felt some pains at stomach, and went like formula1 to home, but couldn't fucking reach the finish line and around the half way home I started to lose fuel Sad Laughing later found out was caused by Coca-Cola, I still drink it but then, I took like one year pause.
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Guy_Incognito




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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 10:05    Post subject:
During summer, I have these sudden diarrhea "attacks" but fortunatelly, never got embarrassed and always managed to get home or to some other toilet. However, about 10 years ago, I was walking outside and couldn't find a toilet, but luckily there were some large bushes nearby so I took a dump there and noone saw me. But I had to wipe my ass with money I had with me Sad
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couleur
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 10:13    Post subject:
Stool story bro!

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Guy_Incognito




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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 10:15    Post subject:
Yeah, my life is so full of adventures.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 11:25    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
During summer, I have these sudden diarrhea "attacks" but fortunatelly, never got embarrassed and always managed to get home or to some other toilet. However, about 10 years ago, I was walking outside and couldn't find a toilet, but luckily there were some large bushes nearby so I took a dump there and noone saw me. But I had to wipe my ass with money I had with me Sad



with money?! grinhurt HAHAHAH Very Happy Classy Very Happy

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 12:03    Post subject:
I once misjudged a fart and a bit of turd flushed out. Sad
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 12:13    Post subject:
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 12:24    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
During summer, I have these sudden diarrhea "attacks" but fortunatelly, never got embarrassed and always managed to get home or to some other toilet. However, about 10 years ago, I was walking outside and couldn't find a toilet, but luckily there were some large bushes nearby so I took a dump there and noone saw me. But I had to wipe my ass with money I had with me Sad

Couldn't you pull out a sock or use your boxers/slips instead? Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 12:31    Post subject:
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flipp




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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 14:30    Post subject:
Happened to a guy at work aswell. Still making jokes about it Razz
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bloodian




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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jun 2013 22:38    Post subject:
naah, it's no disease.
It might be a virus though cause it lasts.

I had to go take a dump in the bushes today while going to the bus station from girlfriend's... But at least I was in control.
Up yours, shit !

Well... at least for 15 minutes I thought I've won until later in the bus I already knew i'm going to have to run like hell (1.2 km?).

Everything was going well, i'm just down my building...
I don't have the keys, and the entry phone seems to not work.
Fuck, I had a choice, send my brother a text and WAIT or go to a dark place between garages where hobos take their dumps Razz

But it turned out it was some kind of power outage and it started working.
me running through the hall in apparent direction.
"Hi mom!"
"Again?!"
Oh, it was heaven:)



Of course it was mom who found out i've shit myself(1st post).
I needed a plastic bag to throw the underwear away.
"Why do you need that plastic bag ?"
"Jeeesus, i've shit myself"
why do moms need to know EVERY LITTLE THING.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 04:06    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
During summer, I have these sudden diarrhea "attacks" but fortunatelly, never got embarrassed and always managed to get home or to some other toilet. However, about 10 years ago, I was walking outside and couldn't find a toilet, but luckily there were some large bushes nearby so I took a dump there and noone saw me. But I had to wipe my ass with money I had with me Sad



with money?! grinhurt HAHAHAH Very Happy Classy Very Happy



So I guess
Guy_Incognito tried to.. (•_•)

Bum money ( •_•)>⌐■-■
Yeeeeeaaaaah ! (⌐■_■)

lol! Laughing
"the shit I have to put up with" - bill xD

But seriously, if it's that frequent sounds like some nasty irritable bowel syndrome to me. Have you tried a better diet or antispasmodics to help you coping with these unfortunate events? Not that I'm immune eh, but I like to blame the stress Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 13:33    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
During summer, I have these sudden diarrhea "attacks" but fortunatelly, never got embarrassed and always managed to get home or to some other toilet. However, about 10 years ago, I was walking outside and couldn't find a toilet, but luckily there were some large bushes nearby so I took a dump there and noone saw me. But I had to wipe my ass with money I had with me Sad

Why didn't you use any nearby leaves?
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jun 2013 13:38    Post subject:
holy shit Surprised
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