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Jenni
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A lonely woman, age 70, decided it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper:
HUSBAND WANTED
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S)
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON
On the second day she heard the door bell ring. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said "Your'e not really asking me to consider you? You have no legs."
The Old Man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you."
She snorted, "You don't have any hands either."
Again he smiled, "Nor can I beat you."
She raised her eyebrow and gazed intently, "Are you still good in bed?"
With that the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I."
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Mar 2005 01:59 Post subject: |
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hahahahhahahahhahaha
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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_SiN_
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nouseforaname
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As long as there'll be cheap lubrication you'll never have to feel ill
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Mar 2005 03:57 Post subject: |
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so you like it dry?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Mar 2005 04:32 Post subject: |
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dry, scabby and dust filled is the way i like it. I could eat that shit up
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razor1394
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| Quote: | | "Nor can I beat you." |
Hilarious!
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Mutantius
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TheSaint
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