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so let me start with the fact i make around 2500 eur a week
anyway went to a party with my good friends. someone's home party basically. there was this nice brunette with huge tits, so my goal was to fuck her unconscious. i started to chat with her, bragged about my vivid lifestyle and how i travel a lot everywhere and shit. wanted to impress her with my capitalist back. she kinda digged it, giggled and talked uninteresting bullshit no sain man could ever tolerate. but i had my goal, so i had to put up with her. finally people started to head to the club, and i invited her to my place. she agreed, i called the cab and by the time we arrived there, some friend called her and begged her to come over to her place. she was in dilemma but chose her. i was furious as fuck. but being a gentleman i paid the cab driver to bring her wherever the fuck she wanted. so i ended up calling a girl a few blocks away to come over, and fucked her unconscious
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 12:32 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 12:42 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 12:45 Post subject: |
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You weren't Alpha enough.
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 12:48 Post subject: |
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| Lutzifer wrote: | | and yes, mine is only average |
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garus
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 12:51 Post subject: |
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ClaudeFTW
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 13:09 Post subject: |
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I like how you started your story.
R7 2700x @4GHz / MSI B450 Tomahawk / beQuiet! Dark Rock 4 / 32GB @3000 MHz / MSI RTX 2060 Gaming Z / Samsung 850 EVO 250GB / Western Digital 1TB / Fractal Design Meshify C Dark / SuperFlower Leadex Gold 650W / DELL whatever 27 inch IPS
I usually stream stuff: http://www.twitch.tv/claudeftw
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 13:56 Post subject: |
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I thought you were a homo. This story is a lie.
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tonizito
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 14:31 Post subject: |
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Phew... her friend warned her on time 
Too bad about the prostitute though... 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 14:47 Post subject: |
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piercebrosnan
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too soon. he barely got out of first gear, and already the man shuts him down. mods must be jealous of his job/car/suit/dashing good looks/incredible use of language/charm/bitches and all of the other things he does better than us. ill miss him. i felt a bit richer and more attractive just by being in proximity to his forum posts.
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tonizito
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Apr 2013 14:48 Post subject: |
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| mach1ne wrote: | piercebrosnan
Banned
too soon. he barely got out of first gear, and already the man shuts him down. mods must be jealous of his job/car/suit/dashing good looks/incredible use of language/charm/bitches and all of the other things he does better than us. ill miss him. i felt a bit richer and more attractive just by being in proximity to his forum posts. |
You forgot the macs and other istuff 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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Nalo
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