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Esel_Gesi
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http://hitman.us/
site is old but this is the first time ive seen it. 
| Quote: | | Our basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses). A basic contract includes a simple killing that is traditionally accomplished by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .22 caliber pistol. Typically the mark doesn't even feel a thing. We use hollow-point ammunition that ensures a guaranteed kill, by exploding and fragmenting inside the brain. Thanks to the small caliber pistol the entry wound is extremely small; sometimes the external damage is so minimal that the entry wound can completely be covered by the hair and is often not immediately apparent to a medical examiner that doesn't know right away what cause of death to look for. Typically, there is never an exit wound. Furthermore, we use untraceable, first-time-use weapons. |
LOL 
The Testimoials are awesome
| Quote: | "I thought this site was a joke, so I sent them an email, as a joke, and asked if they would consider killing my schoolteacher for free, because I was a student and couldn't afford to pay them. Next morning there were a hundred police cars in front of my school, and I walked in just as they were carrying a corpse in a body bag. When I checked my email, later on, I got a reply with one word: 'done'. It was kind of scary, but I guess I'm glad. I never told anyone."
V.J. -- High school Student |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2005 03:56 Post subject: |
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hahaha wow that testimonial has me signed up!... mutantius where did you say your house was again?
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2005 04:01 Post subject: |
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man these quotes are hilarious.
| Quote: | The cops found him dead, and the medical examiner said that he had died of Autoerotic Asphyxiation while listening to music on his walkman."
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"I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned." |
| Quote: | | I was hardly able to contain my amusement next morning when I read the headline, "Terrified Onlookers Scream in Disbelief as Man Eaten Alive by Heard of Hungry Alligators" |
| Quote: | Greatest Hits
Top 10 List -- according to newspaper coverage
1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig
2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food
3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt
4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom
5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse
6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open
7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven
8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead
9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt
10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head |
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razor1394
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2005 10:34 Post subject: |
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That must be the sickest company ever I've seen. Who would put up such a site about that if they were serious. Is that comany american btw?
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ollax
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2005 10:56 Post subject: |
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"HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."
hahahaha
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2005 15:10 Post subject: |
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We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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lol you can even donate your organs on their site...they just thought of everything!
"They said he died of a 45 Magnum. I almost died of laughter..."
"Anonymous Client"
That is just so corny it's hilarious!
| Injurious wrote: | | And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch! |
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Dirtpaw
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2005 16:17 Post subject: |
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If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.
I guess you shouldn't give that to the ex girlfriend you cheated on or someone like that.
"I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a bugs-bunny suit at the time." -George Carlin
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ToCS
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or you can just do it yourself, i found out about this book when watching "american justice" on a&e, some guy actually used it and would have gotton away with it if he had followed all the steps. btw a mother of 2 from florida wrote this book for Pallidan Press-"A&E says"
linkage: http://ftp.die.net/mirror/hitman/
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| ToCS wrote: | or you can just do it yourself, i found out about this book when watching "american justice" on a&e, some guy actually used it and would have gotton away with it if he had followed all the steps. btw a mother of 2 from florida wrote this book for Pallidan Press-"A&E says"
linkage: http://ftp.die.net/mirror/hitman/ |
Yeah. I downloaded the thing from BT a while ago at 0.1kbps because I figured it was offweb. Ten minutes later I googled for it     |
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