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Acer

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:02 Post subject: If god existed	Quick Quote Quote

and had a facebook profile, what would you write on his wall? Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!

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Mchart

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

gtfo

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human_steel

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Nothing. Because I don't have a FB account and don't visit the site at all.

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Acer

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:21 Post subject:

human_steel wrote:

Nothing. Because I don't have a FB account and don't visit the site at all.

Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!

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StrEagle

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:24 Post subject:

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

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and yes, mine is only average

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zmed

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:27 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I would ask about his position on gun control.

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Acer

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!

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trollpower

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:32 Post subject:

zmed wrote:

I would ask about his position on gun control. Razz

more guns

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huxanomaly2

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:32 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I find this relevant

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Acer

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 16:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

also: Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!

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Sin317
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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 18:27 Post subject:

StrEagle wrote:

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

love that song Smile

proper clip with it Smile

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JackQ
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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 18:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

https://m.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove?id=157750900979288&_rdr "Fuck Denuvo" Your personal opinions != the rest of the forum

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fisk

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 18:55 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

"Why are you so fucking incompetent?" Yes, yes I'm back. Somewhat.

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ixigia
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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 19:32 Post subject:

fisk wrote:

"Why are you so fucking incompetent?"

Don't expect a serious answer from him Razz

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Ankh

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 19:45 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I'd ask him how the hell Noa managed to fit all animals on a boat and keep them from not eating each other... and why he punished all animals when he was angry on the humans! Edit: yeah well..apart from the ones who usually live in water who only thought "hey, we've got more space!" shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 19:59 Post subject:

bitches, his wall would be private Cool Face

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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.

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Sin317
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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 20:04 Post subject:

Ankh wrote:

I'd ask him how the hell Noa managed to fit all animals on a boat and keep them from not eating each other... and why he punished all animals when he was angry on the humans!

Edit: yeah well..apart from the ones who usually live in water who only thought "hey, we've got more space!"

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 20:16 Post subject:

blocked in my country. what kind of anti-religious bull shit is that!?

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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.

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doobzilla

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 20:28 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Hobo Zombie: TRAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS Woman Zombie: COMPLAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS Englishmen Zombie: REFRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS Thanks for the idea Lutz!

X_Dror

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 20:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

He actually has one - http://www.facebook.com/jehovahDBoss?fref=ts Since it's in Hebrew (The holy language) I would sum it up for you guys. What's happening is that all the religious dumb-asses are swearing him and threatening to kill him for taking the lord's name in vain, even though he is god! Its funny how they talk to their own god.

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todd72173

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 20:48 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

God,..Please fix women..Make them not talk or think. Just cook, clean, and sex. RYZEN 5 2600\|RADEON 570\| \|ASRock X370 Killer\|DDR4@2800Mhz\|\|Corsair SPEC-05 Case\|AOC G2590FX 24.5''144hz 1ms\|

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Acer

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 21:01 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Id ask him how he managed to bang a married chick and fool everyone into believing she was still a virigin even though she was pregnant with his baby. Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 21:12 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Where the fuck are elvish chicks hidden

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Grale
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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 21:17 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

God.. How did you design cats to ALWAYS land on their feet? MSI X570 Tomahawk \|Corsair Vengeance LPX 32gb 3600mhz \| Ryzen 5800X3D \| EKWB Watercooling \| Seasonic Focus GX 850 Gold PSU \| 4090 Founders \| Predator X34P UW curved monitor \| Window Pro 10 x64

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ixigia
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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 21:51 Post subject:

Acer wrote:

Id ask him how he managed to bang a married chick and fool everyone into believing she was still a virigin even though she was pregnant with his baby.

It was quite simple actually xD

Random creations of an insane mind / Screens from Bulgaria [Early Access]

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SpykeZ

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Posted: Tue, 15th Jan 2013 23:06 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I really wish we lived in a world where those who "thank god" their loved ones survived a car crash....surgery, some sickness because a doctor helped them through their tough times. Not to get any credit because it was given to GOD of all people. GOD was the one that gave the person the strength to make it through it. I want there to be a hospital for religious people that doesn't have doctors, just nurses. Nurses do their regular thing but the real healing and so forth, the person just sits there for god to cure them of their plague. I bet that would open the eyes up of a lot of people.