Fucking FBI Ransomware
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Aug 2012 03:30    Post subject: Fucking FBI Ransomware
Some asshole hacked a favorite forum of mine, hit it with the Java 0day. Of course my dumb ass didn't disable Java, and Microsoft Security Essentials didn't detect it. Next thing I know, the FBI has hijacked my PC and are demanding I send them $100 with Moneypak. So here I am now cleaning with MalwareBytes, resetting passwords, wasting what could otherwise have been a productive evening.

FUCK.
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inz




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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Aug 2012 03:33    Post subject:
The FBI needs monies too you know. Laughing
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Aug 2012 04:11    Post subject:
I WARNED YOU!!


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Aug 2012 04:29    Post subject:
Fuck viruses in the butt! I got one some weeks ago and it took me 4 days to clean everything.

Btw that wasn't a virus Tainted, it was just a first warning for all your fraudulent activities! It's a deal, don't refuse it Very Happy
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Werelds
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Aug 2012 09:16    Post subject:
My bad, didn't know you lurked on 14inchcocksandmidgets.com Tainted, would've left it alone otherwise.


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tonizito
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Aug 2012 09:17    Post subject: Re: Fucking FBI Ransomware
tainted4ever wrote:
Some asshole hacked a favorite forum of mine, hit it with the Java 0day. Of course my dumb ass didn't disable Java, and Microsoft Security Essentials didn't detect it. Next thing I know, the FBI has hijacked my PC and are demanding I send them $100 with Moneypak. So here I am now cleaning with MalwareBytes, resetting passwords, wasting what could otherwise have been a productive evening.

FUCK.
Laughing Laughing Laughing

I've been getting some of those to fix at work, but with PSP (our national police, if you will) instead of the FBI.
And I have to make a huge effort not to laugh when people tell me something like "I was going to the precint but I decided to bring it here first..." Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Aug 2012 09:22    Post subject:
You better pay up dude! Very Happy Very Happy


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