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Saner




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 18:39    Post subject: Americans
I saw some porn made during the second World War. The stars were a British soldier and a German woman.

The soldier slowly unbuttons the woman's blouse, kissing her neck as he does so. He then unclips her bra to reveal her round, pert breasts. He licks and then sucks gently on her erect nipples.

Next, he removes her skirt. She is wearing black stockings and suspenders, with lacy knickers. He nudges her underwear to one side so that he can spread her moist lips, teasing her with his fingers.

He then pulls her knickers off completely, and pushes her onto the bed. The Brit looks over the German, in complete control.

He kneels down and begins to lap at her pussy, slowly at first, then building up speed. He flicks her clit relentlessly. She starts to moan, clasping the headboard tightly in readiness for the climax. The end is near, and they both know it.

She wriggles on the bed, helpless at what is about to happen.

At that point, an American soldier kicks down the door, pushes the Brit to one side, and spunks in the German's face.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 18:54    Post subject:
Cool story bro.
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 19:06    Post subject:
Riveting tale, chap. Whirling cane
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 19:29    Post subject:
Majestic exposition, comrade.
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 19:37    Post subject:
just another case of friendly fire.
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 19:40    Post subject:
brits did all the work and americans come in and finish the job Smile

yeah, sounds about right.
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 19:52    Post subject:
And the Russians just get completely forgotten about.

Yeah, sounds right.
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 19:57    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
And the Russians just get completely forgotten about.

Yeah, sounds right.



the red army wasnt attacking germany, they were running away from stalin and the polit buro ^^
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 20:12    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
And the Russians just get completely forgotten about.

Yeah, sounds right.

Red army personnel raped at least a 100.000 women in Germany during the conquer and occupation.
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 21:25    Post subject:


while we're at it..


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 21:41    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
Mchart wrote:
And the Russians just get completely forgotten about.

Yeah, sounds right.

Red army personnel raped at least a 100.000 women in Germany during the conquer and occupation.


estimations go up to 700 000
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 21:46    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGg_7OhyGCM

while we're at it..

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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 22:14    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
Mchart wrote:
And the Russians just get completely forgotten about.

Yeah, sounds right.

Red army personnel raped at least a 100.000 women in Germany during the conquer and occupation.


Cool.
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 22:30    Post subject:
Paintface wrote:
iconized wrote:
Mchart wrote:
And the Russians just get completely forgotten about.

Yeah, sounds right.

Red army personnel raped at least a 100.000 women in Germany during the conquer and occupation.


estimations go up to 700 000
Talk about a threadkiller Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 22:38    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
http://www.sickipedia.org/ Cool Face


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 22:39    Post subject:
I was fishing with my Italian friend Mario.
"I'm bored," I said. "How can we pass the time?"
"We could have a debate," he replied.
"No thanks," I said, "I've brought sandwiches."

Pffchh Pffchh
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 22:50    Post subject:
Did someone say Americans?


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 22:50    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
Did someone say Americans?


FUCK YEAH!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2011 23:00    Post subject:
-=Cartoon=- wrote:
I was fishing with my Italian friend Mario.
"I'm bored," I said. "How can we pass the time?"
"We could have a debate," he replied.
"No thanks," I said, "I've brought sandwiches."

Pffchh Pffchh

Shut up woman get on my horse Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 00:02    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
Did someone say Americans?


FUCK YEAH!!


FUK YA!!!


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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 00:05    Post subject:
fucking lapras bro


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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 03:54    Post subject:
Reading that was very creepy considering it was written by someone from here.
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 08:37    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Reading that was very creepy considering it was copy and pasted by someone from here.


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ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Nov 2011 00:45    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Reading that was very creepy considering it was copy and pasted by someone from here.


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Ok, thats better. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Nov 2011 02:16    Post subject:
I am 12 and what is this ?


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