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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 05:33    Post subject: Anyone else....
Groundhog their shit before going? Kinda nice to know it's ready to come out so you don't have to sit on the toilet for 20 mins. Then again you lose your precious read your game manual time.


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 05:34    Post subject:
Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 13:29    Post subject:
I like my quality time on the toilet...
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 13:38    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
I like my quality time on the toilet...

How can you wank when your shit smells so bad! Sad Sad

Does the stench turn you on, guy! Gawd! Crying or Very sad You guys are so disgusting Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 14:34    Post subject:
WTF? Who said anything about wanking? What, do I look like cnZ or dazz to you?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 15:06    Post subject:
you said yourself you like your quality time on the toilet. I dunno about you, but there's no quality time in shitting your brains out after taco night. So either you play with legos while you're on the can, reading the fascinating articles in playboy, or like I said, you wank Very Happy

You love to wank to the smell of your own shit. Don’t you? Yummy! Especially since your own feces smell of sweetness and deliciousness! I bet it turns you on. Eh? You sit there listening to the splashing sounds of the turds hitting the water and you can’t help yourself from imagining a warm sunny day by the beach. Your girlie’s all nekkid and soaked in sunshine, you’re there with your hands full of suntan lotion ready for some rub-a-dub action.

No wonder you wank it while taking a shit. I would too if I liked being at the beach. Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 15:29    Post subject:
Jeez, talk about sickos... Hey dude, if smelling your own shit is turning you on, don't try to paint me in the same picture. My quality time ends with reading a book.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 15:54    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
you said yourself you like your quality time on the toilet. I dunno about you, but there's no quality time in shitting your brains out after taco night. So either you play with legos while you're on the can, reading the fascinating articles in playboy, or like I said, you wank Very Happy

You love to wank to the smell of your own shit. Don’t you? Yummy! Especially since your own feces smell of sweetness and deliciousness! I bet it turns you on. Eh? You sit there listening to the splashing sounds of the turds hitting the water and you can’t help yourself from imagining a warm sunny day by the beach. Your girlie’s all nekkid and soaked in sunshine, you’re there with your hands full of suntan lotion ready for some rub-a-dub action.

No wonder you wank it while taking a shit. I would too if I liked being at the beach. Sad


Holy moses Valdo. What were you smoking. Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 16:19    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Jeez, talk about sickos... Hey dude, if smelling your own shit is turning you on, don't try to paint me in the same picture. My quality time ends with reading a book.


Rolling Eyes wanking to Margaret Atwood sux! Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 17:40    Post subject:
cheer up, luv. It's not like your reading material of choice is entitled playgirl Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 18:34    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
you said yourself you like your quality time on the toilet. I dunno about you, but there's no quality time in shitting your brains out after taco night. So either you play with legos while you're on the can, reading the fascinating articles in playboy, or like I said, you wank Very Happy



Lot of people like to read (and i mean really read) in the toilet. I know people who don't read the newspaper anywhere but the loo.

Not me though. I like to focus on the job at hand. Razz I tend to speculate on the consistency of the product and that in turn leads me to the question, 'is there enough toilet paper?'. Is it going to be a 4-wipe job or is it going to be the dreaded toilet-paper burn?

What really gets me excited (in a non-sexual way of course) is the times when the 'goods' pass through as if lubed and the toilet paper comes off clean on the first wipe. Brings a tear to my eyes and you could even use that same piece of toilet paper to wipe that tear away AND save it for later re-use.Very Happy

WaldoJ wrote:
You love to wank to the smell of your own shit. Don’t you? Yummy! Especially since your own feces smell of sweetness and deliciousness! I bet it turns you on. Eh? You sit there listening to the splashing sounds of the turds hitting the water and you can’t help yourself from imagining a warm sunny day by the beach. Your girlie’s all nekkid and soaked in sunshine, you’re there with your hands full of suntan lotion ready for some rub-a-dub action.

No wonder you wank it while taking a shit. I would too if I liked being at the beach. Sad


Sometimes I worry about you waldo, but then that moment passes. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 18:42    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
What really gets me excited (in a non-sexual way of course) is the times when the 'goods' pass through as if lubed and the toilet paper comes off clean on the first wipe.


have to agree with you about that one. in fact, I've made a point of adding more fiber to my diet to ensure bulky, clean shits Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 18:50    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
have to agree with you about that one. in fact, I've made a point of adding more fiber to my diet to ensure bulky, clean shits Smile


Shocked Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Apr 2007 20:58    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
swingman wrote:
What really gets me excited (in a non-sexual way of course) is the times when the 'goods' pass through as if lubed and the toilet paper comes off clean on the first wipe.


have to agree with you about that one. in fact, I've made a point of adding more fiber to my diet to ensure bulky, clean shits Smile


a Heathy Colon makes a happy person. Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st May 2007 01:47    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
you said yourself you like your quality time on the toilet. I dunno about you, but there's no quality time in shitting your brains out after taco night. So either you play with legos while you're on the can, reading the fascinating articles in playboy, or like I said, you wank Very Happy



Lot of people like to read (and i mean really read) in the toilet. I know people who don't read the newspaper anywhere but the loo.

Not me though. I like to focus on the job at hand. Razz I tend to speculate on the consistency of the product and that in turn leads me to the question, 'is there enough toilet paper?'. Is it going to be a 4-wipe job or is it going to be the dreaded toilet-paper burn?

What really gets me excited (in a non-sexual way of course) is the times when the 'goods' pass through as if lubed and the toilet paper comes off clean on the first wipe. Brings a tear to my eyes and you could even use that same piece of toilet paper to wipe that tear away AND save it for later re-use.Very Happy

WaldoJ wrote:
You love to wank to the smell of your own shit. Don’t you? Yummy! Especially since your own feces smell of sweetness and deliciousness! I bet it turns you on. Eh? You sit there listening to the splashing sounds of the turds hitting the water and you can’t help yourself from imagining a warm sunny day by the beach. Your girlie’s all nekkid and soaked in sunshine, you’re there with your hands full of suntan lotion ready for some rub-a-dub action.

No wonder you wank it while taking a shit. I would too if I liked being at the beach. Sad


Sometimes I worry about you waldo, but then that moment passes. Very Happy



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PostPosted: Tue, 1st May 2007 08:59    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:

have to agree with you about that one. in fact, I've made a point of adding more fiber to my diet to ensure bulky, clean shits Smile


Very Happy perfect, you followed my advice. your shit used to be so much water.now i can penetrate you without feeling guilty about waldo. which i do sometimes Sad Crying or Very sad . But not now Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st May 2007 09:28    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:

have to agree with you about that one. in fact, I've made a point of adding more fiber to my diet to ensure bulky, clean shits Smile


Very Happy perfect, you followed my advice. your shit used to be so much water.now i can penetrate you without feeling guilty about waldo. which i do sometimes Sad Crying or Very sad . But not now Wink


LMAO!!! Welcome back? Haven't seen you around in awile


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st May 2007 09:35    Post subject:
i know, i have been way to busy with going out and having fun with my mates Smile . and since one friend or another sleeps at my place (offcourse just sexual Wink ), no seriously, we talk till the early hours and then go to bed which leaves little time to post . i have been browsing however. but without posting Sad . but after such a reaction (especially from you darling Wink ) i have to be more post active


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st May 2007 09:50    Post subject:
oh...well..ok lol, welcome back Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st May 2007 10:12    Post subject:
and from what i read, dazz is still an idiot

whats with the che picture in your sig btw spykez??


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st May 2007 11:22    Post subject:
faggots, rent a room
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st May 2007 11:27    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
faggots, rent a room


so that means you'll be joining us? Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st May 2007 12:45    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
and from what i read, dazz is still an idiot

whats with the che picture in your sig btw spykez??


it's not che you silly goose..it's maddox..

maddox.xmission.com

From his FAQ..

Quote:

HEY MADCOX ARE YOU A SOCIALIST? WHAT'S WITH THE CHE PICTURE?

No, I'm not a socialist/marxist/communist. I'm using the Che picture because I think it's a good parody of a recognizable icon (even though most people who read this site don't realize the parody, don't ask questions and don't know who he was), and because most people consider him "Che the revolutionary," not "Che the pinko."


if you knwo what maddox looks like and know he loves pirates...you'll notice the difference between teh two...



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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Nov 2011 07:02    Post subject:
What the fuck happaned to Jean?


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Nov 2011 07:50    Post subject:
Wtf are you talking about, he's been posting, check his profile.
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Nov 2011 12:53    Post subject:
Grrr necro mongrels, but kinda proofs there have been poo stories all allong.


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