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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:02 Post subject: cooking fucking sucks

So, long long time ago... I was stir frying chicken
got third degree burns on my left hand cause the chicken burst some oil onto my hand Laughing

Didn't feel a thing. It bubbled up quickly, less than a minute... now i got a deformed heart shaped burn and a small little penis shaped burn beside it. Girls loved it cause bitches love scars.

Today I was making my girlfriend eggs in a basket with bacon on the side :fooking canadians derp:
and I had to clean the pan and my derp self decided to wipe it clean with paper towels (while it was still hot)... and it was all going well until I felt a sharp stinging pain and found a boiling-hot bacon oil-grease covered piece of paper towel resting on my thumb. Brain went into shock as it always does... and decided to ignore it for a brief moment.

Breakfast was a success Crying or Very sad

thumb hurts... lol wut

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

put ice on it! www.psygamer.net ::::

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:05 Post subject:

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put ice on it!

lol it stopped burning just now

ice doesn't help it makes it burn more.... Sad

i got aloe

hopefully no scar

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:12 Post subject:

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:16 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:20 Post subject:

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You seriously gotta be more careful around hot things Sad

My last scar is from when I was like 9 years old. Smooth sailing from then Very Happy

You haven't lived if you don't have at least 7 scars on your body Very Happy

by the age of 26 Razz

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:22 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

noob waldo! take cooking 101

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:24 Post subject:

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noob waldo!

take cooking 101

pfft 11/12/11 child Laughing

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:29 Post subject:

I don't have a single knife scar... Very Happy

cracked fractured bones... stitches Very Happy

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:31 Post subject:

garus wrote:

WaldoJ wrote:

garus wrote:

You seriously gotta be more careful around hot things Sad

My last scar is from when I was like 9 years old. Smooth sailing from then Very Happy

You haven't lived if you don't have at least 7 scars on your body Very Happy

by the age of 26 Razz

I got 3. Mostly from knives.

I live a dangerous life Laughing

Though I must admit you got better with time xD

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:33 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:34 Post subject:

how to cut bread?! Must've been cutting upward :lolnoob:

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:42 Post subject:

Poland used to be cool when I lived there... now children can't even handle a knife at 9. Aww Yeah

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:45 Post subject:

personal circumcision Laughing

we don't want to know

it's ok...

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:46 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:46 Post subject:

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Poland used to be cool when I lived there... now children can't even handle a knife at 9. Aww Yeah

what you have against Poland ball?

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:50 Post subject:

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WaldoJ wrote:

Poland used to be cool when I lived there... now children can't even handle a knife at 9. Aww Yeah

what you have against Poland ball?

There's a lot of things Razz

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:52 Post subject:

WaldoJ wrote:

There's a lot of things Razz

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:53 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 17:58 Post subject:

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This thread got awfully Polish, awfully fast Laughing

The stereotypical derp is in all of us!

go build me a kitchen, garus, hijacker, you fix my bathroom, and i'll set the tiles Rolling Eyes

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 18:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

This is why women should do all the cooking

WaldoJ
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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 18:01 Post subject:

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This is why women should do all the cooking

Women are good at three things.
Cooking is not one of them.

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 18:56 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Avoid the kitchen like the fucking plague then ! Some men just wanna watch the world burn. Eee by-by gum.

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 19:18 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Är huvet dumt får kroppen lida Yes, yes I'm back. Somewhat.

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Posted: Sat, 12th Nov 2011 19:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Wie zijn billen brandt, moet op de blaren zitten. Formerly known as iconized

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