I sent my CV to Apple.
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Neon
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 16:07    Post subject: I sent my CV to Apple.
Unfortunately they didn't have jobs.
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 16:13    Post subject:
I can post this again


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 16:28    Post subject:
madness wrote:
I can post this again






"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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couleur
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 16:55    Post subject:
I dont get the Chuck Testa meme at all and I dont want to google it either.


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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couleur
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 17:01    Post subject:
Laughing


Thanks!

EDIT: So that was serious. Laughing

NOPE! Laughing


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 17:02    Post subject:
It's actually one of the more amusing memes Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 17:13    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
I dont get the Chuck Testa meme at all and I dont want to google it either.

It takes up too much effort?
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couleur
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 17:19    Post subject:
too much effort, yes. Smile


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 21:14    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 21:16    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
too much effort, yes. Smile

Why?
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 21:26    Post subject:
madness wrote:
I can post this again

 Spoiler:
 


Hahaha!

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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2011 23:10    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
couleur wrote:
too much effort, yes. Smile

Why?


Because I was not sure if the outcome of my research (=teh funny) would be equal to the effort of opening one more tab and typing in the subject. But I was wrong, apparently.
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2011 15:44    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2011 15:47    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
But I was wrong, apparently.

Everybody learns from their mistakes. Chin up and keep going forward!


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2011 17:25    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Bwahahaha Laughing


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2011 17:58    Post subject:
Ghahahahaha Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2011 19:04    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:


That pretty much sums up my view on Apple and Steve Jobs. Totally transparent and have made a fortune on selling the same old shit over and over and over and over again by adding stuff from other failed products, and Applemagically the derps of the world hail it as the biggest invention since the wheel... Every year.


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2011 19:09    Post subject:
Also Steve Jobs gave zero dollars to charity every year.


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2011 19:36    Post subject:
zipfero wrote:
Also Steve Jobs gave zero dollars to charity every year.

With that 1-dollared salary per year, how could he?
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2011 20:26    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
zipfero wrote:
Also Steve Jobs gave zero dollars to charity every year.

With that 1-dollared salary per year, how could he?


Yea, my bad he's only worth 8 billion dollars Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2011 21:06    Post subject:
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