I pooped a love heart.
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Slizza




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 15:17    Post subject: I pooped a love heart.
After my poop just then i looked into the bowl as i stood up to wipe, then i seen my poo had formed the shape of a perfect poopy love heart.
Naturally i went to grab my camera to document this wonder of fecal matter and share it with the world, but when i returned the left half of my love heart had sunk. Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 15:19    Post subject:
Lies!
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 15:23    Post subject:
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but when i returned the left half of my love heart had sunk. Sad


somehow i am happy with this
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 15:38    Post subject:
There are many things disturbing with this story...


Like the fact that you stood up to wipe...or the fact that you went to get your camera before actually wiping

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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 15:42    Post subject:
fable2 wrote:
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but when i returned the left half of my love heart had sunk. Sad


somehow i am happy with this



You shouldn't be happy because my heart was broken. Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 15:51    Post subject:
so love = poop

Forever Alone
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:05    Post subject:
BearishSun wrote:
There are many things disturbing with this story...


Like the fact that you stood up to wipe...or the fact that you went to get your camera before actually wiping

Cool Face


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:08    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
so love = poop

Forever Alone
Here you go:



Let the love run free(not down your leg, though)! So Much Win


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:17    Post subject:
screenshot or it didnt happen


the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:18    Post subject:
BearishSun wrote:
There are many things disturbing with this story...


Like the fact that you stood up to wipe...or the fact that you went to get your camera before actually wiping

Cool Face


lol same, i was wondering why he would stand up to wipe oO
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Slizza




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:26    Post subject:
standing up to wipe is more effective for cleaning. you sitting down wipers are dirty.

i also use a wet wipe lol.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:30    Post subject:
But you risk of getting poo on the floor that wasn’t quite out when you were still sitting.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:32    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
But you risk of getting poo on the floor that wasn’t quite out when you were still sitting.

Never happened before in my life. if i feel there is a bit not out i do a wiggle and it drops into the bowl.

You guys don't know how to shit or clean Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:33    Post subject:
Doesn't the poo mush together between your cheeks when you stand up?
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:37    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Doesn't the poo mush together between your cheeks when you stand up?

Do you have big clumps of poop stuck at your ass when your finished shitting?

That's the only time i can see that happening.

No it doesn't all mosh as there is no big thick bits of shit to cause smooshing lol


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:41    Post subject:
And when you have diarrhea, for example. All the watery fecal leftovers have to seep a bit down on the back of your legs?
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 16:53    Post subject:
Meanwhile in ... NFOHump


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 17:00    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
And when you have diarrhea, for example. All the watery fecal leftovers have to seep a bit down on the back of your legs?

I don't have a fat persons ass Smile

I assume these are all fat people problems.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 17:09    Post subject:
a thread about shit and Rofl_Mao is nowhere to be seen Shocked





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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 17:19    Post subject:
Oh, great, another poop thread.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 17:26    Post subject:
dsergei wrote:
Oh, great, another poop thread.
I think it's a NFOHump feature by now.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 17:29    Post subject:
I believe the time has come to ask Rinze to open an official Scat Section with Rofl_Mao and h_s as mods Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 17:37    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
I believe the time has come to ask Rinze to open an official Scat Section with Rofl_Mao and h_s as mods Laughing

I'm not the one opening threads up and sharing their fecal adventures.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 17:38    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
ixigia wrote:
I believe the time has come to ask Rinze to open an official Scat Section with Rofl_Mao and h_s as mods Laughing

I'm not the one opening threads up and sharing their fecal adventures.
But you're into assholes, close enough. Cool Face


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 17:40    Post subject:
I'm into female anuses, yes. Not into feces. The difference is significant.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 18:15    Post subject:
would have been awesome for ratemypoo.com if it still existed =(
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 18:20    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
I'm into female anuses, yes. Not into feces. The difference is significant.


You cant really have one without the other. At least statistically.

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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 19:24    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
human_steel wrote:
I'm into female anuses, yes. Not into feces. The difference is significant.


You cant really have one without the other. At least statistically.

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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2011 19:34    Post subject:


we re in deep shit then grinhurt
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