33 yo woman falls in love with 15 boy met while playing CoD
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What should happen?
Hang her
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Eff her in the butt
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Introduce him to Battlefield 3
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We need pics of her before we decide
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:random trollface:
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:39    Post subject: 33 yo woman falls in love with 15 boy met while playing CoD
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Céline, 33 years-old, guilty of loving Thomas, 15 years-old

CORRUPTION OF UNDERAGE CHILD - They met each other through a war game on the Internet and fell in love with each other, but the teenager's parents, worried, appealed to justice. The tribunal will give its decision on the 27th of September.

Can a 33 year-old woman and a 15 year-old teenager become virtual lovers? That's the question the judges from the Magistrate's Court ('tribunal correctionnel') have to answer, after reviewing a never-before-seen case of 'corruption of underage child'. A dossier which inception dates back to 2008, on the MSN messaging service of one of the most famous video games - Call of Duty. A war game apparently unlikely to spark feelings, which had Céline - 33 years-old - start a platonic but terribly interfering relationship with Thomas (name changed for legal reasons), 15. The latter's parents have filed a complaint and justice now has to settle the case.

The youngster is waiting till he's legal to live with her

In late 2008, Thomas was an average teenager. Dwelling in the south of France, he spent a great part of his time on his computer. He joined a group of online players of Call of Duty. Soberly called 'Team' (they used the English word), the group was supposedly made of players of legal age only, with no 'pyjamas' (i.e. underage people in French videogame jargon).

But Thomas made a place for himself. On top of the military missions provided by the game, he talked through MSN with Shoot, Céline's nickname. The woman lives hundreds of kilometers away from him in the Nièvre area. She does not keep her mature age secret. In the course of a few weeks, Thomas and Céline sent each other more and more SMS, phone calls and MSN messages, sometimes in the middle of the night.

However, in spring of 2009, while Thomas and Céline live a long-distance relationship, the teenager's parents file a complaint because they were worried of the importance taken by the story. The police first checked the hundreds of calls and messages, then letters and even pictures exchanged. On one of the pictures Céline is bare-chested. They quickly identified where the related computer was located and found Céline, a divorced mother who recently became a grandmother.

Interrogated by the police on what happened in spring 2009, Céline acknowledged the facts and took responsibility for the long-distance relationship. She has only seen Thomas through pictures, he's almost as old as her eldest daughter, but she is certain she loves him. As for the boy, his grades have sunk but he claimed before the policemen that he was in love with Céline despite the age gap. He's only waiting to be legal before going to leave with her.

During the investivation, Céline and Thomas both went through psychological examinations which demonstrate that they have some sort of 'fragility' in common. According to the expert, Thomas's fragility is bound to the usual troubles of adolescence.

Nothing seems to be able to hold back their feelings for one another. Thomas even wrote to the tribunal, in Céline's defence. Will the judges punish Céline? At tuesday's audience -which took place in Nevers- the prosecutor demanded that the be discharged. He deemed the facts 'morally reprehensible' but the case does not constitute 'corruption of an underage child' ('corruption de mineur') in the law. The teenager's parents' lawer said that one had to 'take distance from the virtuality of the facts' ('se détacher de la virtualité des faits'). 'There are consequences which are all too real for him and for his relatives.' he adds. 'If a 35 year-old man did the same thing with a 15 year-old girl, I don't think we'd have asked ourselves so many questions,' the lawyer said. The tribunal will reveal its decision on the 27th of September.

Damien Delseny


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:48    Post subject:
Mad


Y U No???? niccccccceeeeeeeeeee option?!


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:49    Post subject:
Pictures damnit!


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:50    Post subject:
Pff youngsters these days, no morals, seducing the poor 33 year old Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:51    Post subject:
Eff her in the skull
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:52    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Eff her in the skull




TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:53    Post subject:
Hang her! Filthy pedo!


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consolitis
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:53    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Mad


Y U No???? niccccccceeeeeeeeeee option?!


Is that a reference to something I don't know? Scratch Head *clueless Poker Face *


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:54    Post subject:
bet she's fugly and he's a fatass


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:54    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Is that a reference to something I don't know? Scratch Head *clueless Poker Face *
Surprised



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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 22:57    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
consolitis wrote:
Is that a reference to something I don't know? Scratch Head *clueless Poker Face *
Surprised



Sad people need moar south park!
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 23:02    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Sad people need moar old south park!
Fixed. Sad


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 23:02    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
consolitis wrote:
Is that a reference to something I don't know? Scratch Head *clueless Poker Face *
Surprised



Laughing Double standards etc.

Still, in all seriousness she's a 33 year old grandmother.. I don't think it would be wise to let them continue "talking".


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Sep 2011 23:29    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 01:41    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
Sad people need moar old south park!
Fixed. Sad


old south park was about poo jokes and juvenile humor... so we need less of those and moar of those new south park where it's about the ladder to heaven and awesom-os and kids with weapons and less of hilton shoving a pineapple up her vagina.

so...


[quote="tonizito"]
WaldoJ wrote:
Sad people need moar quality south park!
Fixed. Sad[/quote]




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 01:45    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
old south park was about poo jokes and juvenile humor...
And that is why it was good.
Now most of the eps. are not-that-good-social-criticism and, well...
Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 01:50    Post subject:
33 year old woman falls in love with 15 year old boy = Yeah!!! Woohoo!! Get in there lad, fuck her in the butt!

33 year old man falls in love with 15 year old girl = OMG!! OMFG!! You fucking dirty paedo bastard!! I hope you get sent to jail!


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 02:17    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
33 year old woman falls in love with 15 year old boy = Yeah!!! Woohoo!! Get in there lad, fuck her in the butt!

33 year old man falls in love with 15 year old girl = OMG!! OMFG!! You fucking dirty paedo bastard!! I hope you get sent to jail!



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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 02:56    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
33 year old woman falls in love with 15 year old boy = Yeah!!! Woohoo!! Get in there lad, fuck her in the butt!

33 year old man falls in love with 15 year old girl = OMG!! OMFG!! You fucking dirty paedo bastard!! I hope you get sent to jail!




Laughing Laughing

The same way that women can show eachothers pictures of a their sons as toddlers and they can go "ooohh look at that small penis!" buf if two men did the same with their daughters and said "ooohh look at that small vagina!" we know that it's filthy and a horrible thing to say.
In responce to OP... Thats horrible she should be thrown in jail.
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 03:05    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
Nalo wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
33 year old woman falls in love with 15 year old boy = Yeah!!! Woohoo!! Get in there lad, fuck her in the butt!

33 year old man falls in love with 15 year old girl = OMG!! OMFG!! You fucking dirty paedo bastard!! I hope you get sent to jail!




Laughing Laughing

The same way that women can show eachothers pictures of a their sons as toddlers and they can go "ooohh look at that small penis!" buf if two men did the same with their daughters and said "ooohh look at that small vagina!" we know that it's filthy and a horrible thing to say.
In responce to OP... Thats horrible she should be thrown in jail.



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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 03:08    Post subject:
Mussolinka wrote:
Epsilon wrote:
Nalo wrote:


Laughing Laughing

The same way that women can show eachothers pictures of a their sons as toddlers and they can go "ooohh look at that small penis!" buf if two men did the same with their daughters and said "ooohh look at that small vagina!" we know that it's filthy and a horrible thing to say.
In responce to OP... Thats horrible she should be thrown in jail.



Louis C.K. wants his line back

I'm happy I didn't come up with it believe you me. Though I did have to google that one to find out who he is.. never heard of the guy before Smile I'm sure I heard that specific quote somewhere else, possibly in south park.
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 03:11    Post subject:
fuck her in the butt
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 05:07    Post subject:
Stupid parents ruining all the kids fun. I would have loved to have had a 33yo woman to fuck when I was 15.


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 06:18    Post subject:
this poll is easy
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 11:31    Post subject:
As long as they're happy, I don't mind it. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 13:28    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
Stupid parents ruining all the kids fun. I would have loved to have had a 33yo woman to fuck when I was 15.


I think you can say the same about most 15 year olds Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 04:33    Post subject:
screenshot or it didnt happen !!


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 10:39    Post subject:
Laughing
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Rasmus wrote:
screenshot or it didnt happen !!

Laughing
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