At the gym some guy asks the fitness instructor
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 08:14    Post subject: At the gym some guy asks the fitness instructor
I want to impress a girl. Which machine should I use?
Use the ATM!

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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 11:20    Post subject:
It's actually:

An elderly gentleman started to go to the gym. While working out, he sees really young and good looking woman entering the gym. He calls his fitness instructor and asks him: 'What machine should I use to impress this young lady?
The instructor replies: Try with the ATM in the lobby.


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 11:45    Post subject:
Worst joke ever Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 12:37    Post subject:
dry but I laughed Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 12:42    Post subject:
So how is ass to mouth supposed to impress girls Scratch Head Confused


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 13:35    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2011 13:21    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2011 15:07    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
Worst joke ever Wink


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