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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 23:34    Post subject: MGAFAFTFTFY
My Girl Approved For Anal For The First Time Fuck Yeah
Its quite a nice experience to say at least Crying or Very sad


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Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 23:39    Post subject:
Considering you used a crying smiley, I guess you were the recipient of said anal? Wink
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 23:42    Post subject:
no. Its a Cry of Joy!


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Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 23:55    Post subject:
I never understood teh attraction :/ You do realize shit comes out of that hole right?
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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 23:56    Post subject:
Tried anal with the missus while she was drunk, it was like playing whack=a-mole except I was kicked in the nuts. Laughing




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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 23:57    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
You do realize shit comes out of that hole right?

It's not his dick he should be worried about getting dirty. Cool Face
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 00:00    Post subject: Re: MGAFAFTFTFY
KillerCrocker wrote:
My Girl Approved For Anal For The First Time Fuck Yeah
Its quite a nice experience to say at least Crying or Very sad
So who approved that she could do anal? Cool Face


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 00:16    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
I never understood teh attraction :/ You do realize shit comes out of that hole right?
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 00:39    Post subject:
Finally the usual FHITB will have a positive outcome! Laughing

Aside from jokes, I have to debunk a myth... I'm with Mister_s and Sabin...never been a fan of anal action Razz



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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 00:41    Post subject:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *does the happy dance*
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Frant
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 00:46    Post subject:
I think human_steel knows where I'm at, and I'll leave it at that. Wink


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consolitis
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 02:31    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
I never understood teh attraction :/ You do realize shit comes out of that hole right?


and piss from the other Razz


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"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 03:01    Post subject:
And no blowjobs either...vomit can come out of that hole! grinhurt
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bringiton




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 08:29    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
I never understood teh attraction :/ You do realize shit comes out of that hole right?


and piss from the other Razz


I think you have a thing to learn... Rolling Eyes


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- Albert Camus
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 08:59    Post subject:
bringiton wrote:
consolitis wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
I never understood teh attraction :/ You do realize shit comes out of that hole right?


and piss from the other Razz


I think you have a thing to learn... Rolling Eyes


You too obviously... a thing called sarcasm and joke maybe?


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 09:59    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
I never understood teh attraction :/ You do realize shit comes out of that hole right?


To each their own, right? Laughing
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 11:03    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
I never understood teh attraction :/ You do realize shit comes out of that hole right?


and piss from the other Razz

Babies come out of there, we first need to put it in.
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fisk




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 11:15    Post subject:
This conversation is so mindbogglingly stupid it's funny. Very Happy


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 11:31    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
This conversation is so mindbogglingly stupid it's funny. Very Happy

Very Happy Very Happy
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Slizza




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 13:43    Post subject:
Why not just ask her to take a turd on a plate for you.
Then you can smear it all over your cock. It will be less painful this way.


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tonizito
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 15:43    Post subject:
Slizza wrote:
Why not just ask her to take a turd on a plate for you.
Then you can smear it all over your cock. It will be less painful this way.
...fuck the turd in the butt?
A new porn genre is born!

Check it out Mister_s. Cool Face


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 15:46    Post subject:
Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 15:47    Post subject:
But what if there's a turd inside the turd?
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 16:10    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
But what if there's a turd inside the turd?


turdception!



"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Yuri




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 16:14    Post subject:
Gasp, having sex sounds so dirty! lol wut

Good thing I'm a virgin! Cool Face



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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dsergei




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 16:17    Post subject:
I am still confused as to who is getting penetrated.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 16:23    Post subject:
Both of them.
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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 16:30    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
I never understood teh attraction :/ You do realize shit comes out of that hole right?


and piss from the other Razz


u've been fuckin the wrong hole mate. Sad





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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 16:39    Post subject:
What exactly is so hawt about anal? I'm being serious. Is it only about tightness? Does the wee little willy need small holes? Or is it some kind of fetish? Dick smelling like shit, turdfucking. How would one enjoy sex with the constant threat of the girl shitting on you? Surely putting a dick in the ass would elicit some sort of shitting reaction? And WTF is this ass licking shit? A man licking a womans finely shaped ass is on the edge, but why would a woman lick a hairy man-ass? Don't these people know what the asshole is used for?
We should form a thinktank and elucidate these matters!
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Jul 2011 18:03    Post subject:
It's unexplainable.. different human beings react differently to the same inputs, have completely different opinions about the same subjects...

...and prefer the shit-chute even when there's a perfectly cosy and warm alternative right next door Razz
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