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Oddmaker
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Feb 2012 17:45    Post subject: Dislocation
So I dislocated my shoulder/arm on Sunday and it still hurts to this day, went to the hospital and they couldn't get it back in so I had to be knocked out Sad The pain was weird but what hurt the most was the muscle spasms every 5 minutes or so but anyway I can use my arm again even though it still hurts when moving my arm in different locations and it will also take a year to recover Sad

My weekend sucked.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Feb 2012 17:47    Post subject:
Damn. You will be fine.
What did You do to dislocate the arm?


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Feb 2012 17:48    Post subject:
he fisted a whale.

you need physio?


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Feb 2012 17:57    Post subject:
Just be extra careful with that arm from now on. I've dislocated my right shoulder seven times, and now it almost always tries to dislocate whenever I'm using a ratchet above my head (I run an automotive shop). I have to be extremely careful with it. I've done physical therapy (and continue to do the at home excercises), and it helps. But it's not perfect.

Take care of that arm, and for the love of all that is holy, stop trying to fist that whale (read: yourself)!


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Feb 2012 22:04    Post subject:
haha thanks all. Yeah doob it feels like its going to come out everytime I move my arm and they said to be careful where ever possible, it does suck knowing now we have to be careful with everything we do, its also my right arm which is the arm I use the most Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Feb 2012 22:08    Post subject:
Ouch man, sorry to hear about that ... but at least they were able to pop it back in. Just take it easy and feel better soon
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Feb 2012 23:16    Post subject:
In such cases I'm always glad that we live in 21st century when it's possible to fix such diseases. In the Middle Ages (or even later) it would probably mean being handicapped till the end of life.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Feb 2012 00:45    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Feb 2012 00:50    Post subject:
TheRaccoon wrote:
In such cases I'm always glad that we live in 21st century when it's possible to fix such diseases. In the Middle Ages (or even later) it would probably mean being handicapped till the end of life.


Disease? 0.o
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Feb 2012 01:34    Post subject:
My bad. Wrong word.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Feb 2012 15:31    Post subject:
Oddmaker wrote:
haha thanks all. Yeah doob it feels like its going to come out everytime I move my arm and they said to be careful where ever possible, it does suck knowing now we have to be careful with everything we do, its also my right arm which is the arm I use the most Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Feb 2012 16:52    Post subject:
My professor dislocated his shoulder, and I remember talking to him: You know, having my shoulder dislocated was painful, but that feeling when they set the shoulder back in, I would recommend that to everybody xD xD Very Happy

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