WARNING !!! NEW FRAUD ALERT !!!
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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 12:17    Post subject: WARNING !!! NEW FRAUD ALERT !!!
WARNING !!! NEW FRAUD ALERT !!!

A jailbait gang is on the loose, they work as follows:

You exit the supermarket, approach your car, unload your groceries and are ready to drive away. At this moment two pretty jailbaits run up to you, all in tears they tell you their money were stolen and they ask you to take them to the nearest subway station where their mother will be waiting for them. You agree. One sits at the front, another at the back. And suddenly the one at the front bends over and starts sucking your cock, while you are delighted, the second one begins to fucking eat your groceries.

BE CAREFULLY ! GANG WORKS VERY MASTERLY. In my case, they have eaten two baguettes, a bottle of mayo and a full pack of frozen dumplings.

Very Happy


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Werelds
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 12:26    Post subject:
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Mussolinka
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 12:47    Post subject:
Werelds wrote:
In mother Russia...Laughing


... I wouldn't care, cheap bj's are welcome!
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dsergei




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 13:14    Post subject:
And then it turns out that the second one was filming the blowjob and they start blackmailing you!
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 13:16    Post subject:
Mussolinka wrote:
Werelds wrote:
In mother Russia...Laughing


... I wouldn't care, cheap bj's are welcome!

hahah that's the spirit! Razz
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 14:10    Post subject:
Ahh great... gonna get me some peanut butter right now. Ill make sure that BJ last a bit Wink


Empty again Sad
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 14:45    Post subject:
Here's the version my mate text me a while ago..

SCAM WARNING @ LIDL supermarket.
While packing your shopping in your car, you may be approached by two fit 18 year old East European girls, in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits hanging out & ask for a lift to the next shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other. Then one climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last TUES & WEDS, twice on THURS, and again today. Be careful.


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garus
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 15:40    Post subject:
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 16:46    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
Here's the version my mate text me a while ago..

SCAM WARNING @ LIDL supermarket.
While packing your shopping in your car, you may be approached by two fit 18 year old East European girls, in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits hanging out & ask for a lift to the next shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other. Then one climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last TUES & WEDS, twice on THURS, and again today. Be careful.


Cheap BJ's FTW.


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Mr.Tinkles




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Location: Reino de Suecia
PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 17:08    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Newty182 wrote:
Here's the version my mate text me a while ago..

SCAM WARNING @ LIDL supermarket.
While packing your shopping in your car, you may be approached by two fit 18 year old East European girls, in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits hanging out & ask for a lift to the next shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other. Then one climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last TUES & WEDS, twice on THURS, and again today. Be careful.


Cheap BJ's FTW.


I bet he left it empty the other days... Very Happy


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 13:18    Post subject: Re: WARNING !!! NEW FRAUD ALERT !!!
WhiteBarbarian wrote:
You exit the supermarket, approach your car, unload your groceries and are ready to drive away. At this moment two pretty jailbaits run up to you, all in tears they tell you their money were stolen and they ask you to take them to the nearest subway station where their mother will be waiting for them. You agree. One sits at the front, another at the back. And suddenly the one at the front bends over and starts sucking your cock, while you are delighted, the second one begins to fucking eat your groceries.

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difm




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jul 2011 14:17    Post subject:
They could steal my empty wallet every day Smile


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