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 Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 14:20 Post subject: Fucking cats! |
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I need to keep my bedroom window open or else the room smells like shit. I hate the smell in rooms after sleeping. Problem is, there is this one cat that jumps in my window all the fucking time and walks around minding his own business. He once went upstairs and took a dump under the kitchen table. Anyone know a trick that might scare him into not going in here anymore, because it's really annoying waking up from a strangers cat messing around in my room or the rest of the house for that matter.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 14:22 Post subject: |
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I would if i had my own place. In this house it's all about cats :/
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 14:25 Post subject: |
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Have an ultrasound device fitted to your windowsill? Gardeners use them in their yards, it gives off a high-pitched sound that scares animals away but is too high for humans to hear.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 14:35 Post subject: |
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Yo dawg, catwoman got in your house ?
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 14:42 Post subject: |
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Get a screen for your window. Or how about a Super Soaker? Cats hate water.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 14:43 Post subject: |
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close you're windows and stop being an unwashed smelly git 
problem solved..
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 15:10 Post subject: Re: Fucking cats! |
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| Stormwolf wrote: | | I need to keep my bedroom window open or else the room smells like shit. I hate the smell in rooms after sleeping. Problem is, there is this one cat that jumps in my window all the fucking time and walks around minding his own business. He once went upstairs and took a dump under the kitchen table. Anyone know a trick that might scare him into not going in here anymore, because it's really annoying waking up from a strangers cat messing around in my room or the rest of the house for that matter. |
That is just so cool!! Until I read about the pooping part 
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 15:16 Post subject: |
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Fucking cats..hmm well I'm not into bestiality but to each their own I guess  
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 15:22 Post subject: |
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Kill it. No cat, no problem.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 15:24 Post subject: |
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here's a tip
a slice of ham (or some milk) stuffed with some sedative or poison
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 16:22 Post subject: |
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airhorn should do the job
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 16:25 Post subject: |
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Simple answer then; get a spray bottle and fill it with water - when the cat comes in the house, spray it in the face. The water won't hurt it and eventually the cat will stop turning up.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 17:22 Post subject: |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | Simple answer then; get a spray bottle and fill it with water - when the cat comes in the house, spray it in the face. The water won't hurt it and eventually the cat will stop turning up. |
Works remarkably well with hobos and religious peddlers as well.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 17:37 Post subject: |
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| Newty182 wrote: | | Get a screen for your window. Or how about a Super Soaker? Cats hate water. |
Holy shit, I want that for Christmas
I have a cat and there is this bully m%#$%$# cat in my neighborhood that beats up my cat AND sometimes sneaks threw the kitchen door and eats his food  that's like a classic bully, beat him up and steal his lunch money  cat has balls I'll give him that, sneaking into my kitchen, god knows what I would do to him if I caught him, he's really pissing me off. Once he attacked my cat while they were both on a tree, leaves were flying everywhere it was like Baghdad during war time.
If I could buy this Soaker thingy I would pump him full of lead, fucking bastard. |
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 17:58 Post subject: |
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take a dumb in ur kitchen for yourself. mark ur territory!! bitch will never come back
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 18:19 Post subject: |
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| inz wrote: | | sabin1981 wrote: | | Simple answer then; get a spray bottle and fill it with water - when the cat comes in the house, spray it in the face. The water won't hurt it and eventually the cat will stop turning up. |
Works remarkably well with hobos... |
What about against hobos with shotguns?
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 18:57 Post subject: |
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Tit for tat. Go to the cats house and take a dump under his kitchen table.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 19:29 Post subject: Re: Fucking cats! |
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| Rofl_Mao wrote: | | Stormwolf wrote: | | I need to keep my bedroom window open or else the room smells like shit. I hate the smell in rooms after sleeping. Problem is, there is this one cat that jumps in my window all the fucking time and walks around minding his own business. He once went upstairs and took a dump under the kitchen table. Anyone know a trick that might scare him into not going in here anymore, because it's really annoying waking up from a strangers cat messing around in my room or the rest of the house for that matter. |
That is just so cool!! Until I read about the pooping part |
Weren't you fascinated by poop? 
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 20:58 Post subject: Re: Fucking cats! |
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| kazemaky wrote: | | Rofl_Mao wrote: | | Stormwolf wrote: | | I need to keep my bedroom window open or else the room smells like shit. I hate the smell in rooms after sleeping. Problem is, there is this one cat that jumps in my window all the fucking time and walks around minding his own business. He once went upstairs and took a dump under the kitchen table. Anyone know a trick that might scare him into not going in here anymore, because it's really annoying waking up from a strangers cat messing around in my room or the rest of the house for that matter. |
That is just so cool!! Until I read about the pooping part |
Weren't you fascinated by poop? |
Cat poop is a different story young man! Deceptively small yet enormously foul 
But I love kitty nonetheless, because mine takes a dump in other people's gardens
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 22:31 Post subject: |
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I go with the screen idea. Just thumbtack it on the frame.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 23:09 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 20:04 Post subject: |
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Lol the balls on this cat. He started fighting my cat in my window and suddenly he looked at me and jumped inside my room and started heading for the hallway. I ran after him and he went upstairs that little fucking shit. I cornered him and showed him with my foot against the wall, not hard by the way, but enough to teach him a little lesson that little piece of shit.
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