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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 16:16    Post subject: !
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 16:18    Post subject:
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BonerUK




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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 16:19    Post subject:
Uh..... words fail me...
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 16:23    Post subject:
He must be exhausted! Very Happy
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 16:24    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
He must be exhausted! Very Happy

Hardy har har
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 16:38    Post subject:
NEVER ?


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 16:38    Post subject: Re: !
consolitis wrote:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 16:51    Post subject:
To each their own, at least cars are loyal and do not ask anything in return
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 16:56    Post subject:
I wonder whether he comes in them?
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 17:14    Post subject:
Of course he does.

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 17:15    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
To each their own, at least cars are loyal and do not ask anything in return


What? they're sociopathic bitches who keep asking for gas, oil change, and parts.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 17:20    Post subject:
Not to mention all the taxes around them.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 17:20    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
ixigia wrote:
To each their own, at least cars are loyal and do not ask anything in return


What? they're sociopathic bitches who keep asking for gas, oil change, and parts.

Poor ladies, they have to eat, too!

They'll be asking for new parts only if you're "rude" with them grinhurt
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 17:23    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Of course he does.

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

Hahaha, there's even a guide. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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LuftBrada




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Jul 2011 21:13    Post subject:
Never do anything with the tailpipe while the engine is on!

good advice !
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2011 00:06    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
He must be exhausted! Very Happy


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2011 00:48    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
He must be exhausted! Very Happy




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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2011 00:50    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
He must be exhausted! Very Happy


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2011 00:59    Post subject:
Ok, I understand this guy has some weird fetish with fucking cars....but why does he wear womens underwear? referring to pic above


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2011 01:01    Post subject:
Whatever makes him horny, I guess. It's just one of the extremely many diverse sides of the human nature. Like there are people jerking off to scat porn, there are also people sticking their sticks in cars' exhausts.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2011 01:06    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Whatever makes him horny, I guess. It's just one of the extremely many diverse sides of the human nature. Like there are people jerking off to scat porn, there are also people sticking their sticks in cars' exhausts.


Laughing

I just dont see how you could look at a car and literally get sexually aroused.
Even if u do get aroused, to the point of actually sticking your dick in the tail pipe or gas tank (the hole right)....like wtf? Go warm up a melon or something u know


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2011 01:10    Post subject:
The guy has real issues of course, keep in my mind that the car won't say NO. Laughing


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2011 01:11    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
The guy has real issues of course, keep in my mind that the car won't say NO. Laughing


Laughing

true, but it could backfire on him hehe


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