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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 13:12 Post subject: Shitty ass colleagues |
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So I have these colleagues, some are okay, some I just wanna drink their blood, a while ago I asked to have a holiday like 4 months for now, and I had to ask the one shitty colleague cuz she handles the planning, and she flat out told me it was not possible. I could even hear her gniffling at the other end of the keyboard. I was like WTF you stupid old shriveled cunt, its fucking 4 months from now, are you a fucking futureteller, do you already know its gonna be a busy 2 weeks then:LOL: This bitch loves to say no to every request I have just cuz it gets her off, she seriously dislikes me and another colleague of mine cuz in her eyes we are machos, chat with the ladies, have good physique and she's a shriveled old cunt of around 50. So WTF am I supposed to do now, how can I put a few over her. Normally my boss gives the okay on holiday leave but this biaatch has to approve it, so fucked up when you have this bitch in your company who's trying to fuck you over every chance she gets.
Did you guys ever have something like this happen to you, you'll probably ask me to fuck her in the butt but seriously, I don't even wanna touch this filthy slut with a ten feet pole and I am sure this ten feet pole is also scared of this witch, so thats not really an option.

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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 13:26 Post subject: |
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 13:41 Post subject: |
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I'm afraid my dick will fall off:(
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Przepraszam
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:05 Post subject: |
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It's your legal right to take holiday. Go to whoever it is that's above her.
then fhitb
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:39 Post subject: |
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ask "why". Ask her to give you a written answer.
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 15:06 Post subject: |
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Lutzifer wrote: | ask "why". Ask her to give you a written answer. |
Ohhh yes, a written answer works wonders. People get freaked out when asked for a letter and such!
1 and 2 are still amazing.
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 15:33 Post subject: |
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~ removed ~
no that i don't take your stories like an extra portion of steaming pile of bullshit
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 16:03 Post subject: |
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~ Please do not quote such behavior, use the report button instead ~
So because you don't take his stories seriously you go on and troll like some asswipe?
He has a problem, he's allowed to bitch about it ffs...
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 17:04 Post subject: |
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My humble opinion:
ITT: Some people that waste their time by taking a notorious troll serious...
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 17:36 Post subject: |
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Well, in this case its a serious problem cuz its a true story, and she said no cuz in that week apparently there's 8 hours where there's less people and so it might get harder on that one person. But thats just plain bullshit cuz you can easily switch other people around to fill up those 8 hours so that that person gets support from someone else. Its just the lack of willingness to arrange something, if it was anyone else that asked it would be no problem, but because she has a major grudge on me the answer is no, and I don't like how she tries to play that off. My boss is afraid of her cuz I went behind her back one time already and she nearly bit my boss head off. So now I always have to run this shit by her cuz my boss doesn't want this crazy bitch down his throat anymore. So its kinda a vicious circle and I always end up with her making these decisions.
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 17:42 Post subject: |
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Book the other week off then call in sick for the other 1 week.
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 17:46 Post subject: |
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You're boss is afraid of a 50 year old hag? Ask him for a raise and slam your fist into the table
Damn that is a problem, seems like she is the bitch queen of the office. Only thing you can do is kill her and bury her behind some tree where old people meet.
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 18:14 Post subject: |
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Well, she abuses her seniority eh, and now its kind of a stalemate and a cat and mouse game, I usually get my way after alot of whining but it really should not have to be like this, if you ask 4 fucking months in advance you should always get a yes, but she just loves being in control. Bitch got some serious mental issues to boot. But I'm the fucking sneaky guy and I'll find a way to single her out and make her look like the bitch she is.
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 18:31 Post subject: |
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dingo_d wrote: |
So because you don't take his stories seriously you go on and troll like some asswipe?
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fighting fire with fire
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 20:23 Post subject: |
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So the macho dude with the awesome physique gets pwned by a 50-year-old shriveled cunt... I'm sorry but this story sounds rather unbelievable to me 
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Posted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 23:31 Post subject: |
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Its only unbelievable to those who do not know the full story and I cannot disclose that here, the internet has ears you know, atleast now its not mentioning names and too literal things. But trust me, the physique and machoness plays a major role, if not the biggest role in the whole matter. Some call it penis-envy I think, an old shriveled up woman sometimes gets this around guys that have more succes with the younger women, its not directed towards me directly but against herself and her inevitable realization that she is in fact done for, her old cunt is dried out, no penis will ever want to enter that stinking cesspit, it might smell like 3 week old rotting shrimps but trust me, no creature still lives there, not even the vaginal bacteria can survive in this worn out cunt, worn out by years of abuse by an overly testosteron loaden man who cannot unleash his semen on cheap hookers cuz he mainly depends on his wife's money for his pleasures. And that my friends, is roughly how this story fits together. I didn't want to say this, but you made me eh. I always get accused of talking trash, but this is a true story, sad, but true.

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Posted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 06:26 Post subject: |
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Try changing your attitude and maybe people won't feel inclined to fuck you over.
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Posted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 07:05 Post subject: |
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Can't you just ask her for the reason why she won't let you have the vacation at taht time. Tell her that you would like to make an arrangement with whoever is going to have his/hers.
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Posted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 12:25 Post subject: |
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teach her a lesson

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Posted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:21 Post subject: |
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pistolshrimp wrote: | Try changing your attitude and maybe people won't feel inclined to fuck you over. |
That's very to the point. I have come to believe if people fuck you over... then you have given them the opportunity to fuck you over. So don't let them. And I don't mean terrorizing them with violence, but acting assertively and respectfully.
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Posted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:25 Post subject: |
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respect those who fuck you over... Great advice...
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Posted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:30 Post subject: |
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That's not what he wrote at all. He wrote that if you treat people with respect you'll be repaid in kind. Which is 100% true.
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Posted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:37 Post subject: |
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Yes, that's true and something for him to think about in the future, but doesn't really help here imo.
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Posted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 15:37 Post subject: |
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I love this thread <3 and I love you too helvete <3
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Posted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 15:46 Post subject: |
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helvete wrote: | if you treat people with respect.. they consider you a fool and they will fuck you over |
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