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Werelds
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Posted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 10:14 Post subject: I just had a fantastic idea!	Quick Quote Quote

I'm going to patent the wheel! I'm pretty sure the US Patent and Trademark Office would approve. I mean it's a completely new patent, with a brandnew idea (otherwise someone would've patented it right ?!) and I think I might be able to make money off of sueing people who are using wheels already. Inspired by the latest patent granted to Apple by that JOKE of a government agency that USPTO is, which effectively patents how moving a sliding up and down on a touchscreen can scroll a browser (not even going as far as saying it's with a finger), filed in 2007 by Apple. It's not as if we had devices doing that before the iPhone in 2007 so ... OH, WAIT! And people wonder why I despise Apple so much (as a company that is). This opens the door to lawsuit hell. Or perhaps I should just patent the process of finding technology that's existed for more than a decade but has yet to be patented, only to patent it and sue the crap out of everyone. Sue Apple for sueing? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME >_<

KillerCrocker

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 11:02 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Those rotten apple fucker even patentet famus 2 fingers zooming method and only from last year other devices have dound a solution do do it anyway 3080 \| ps5 pro Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..." SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies" deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"

Stormwolf

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 12:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

You can blame Apple, but you can also blame the shit country in which suing and patent madness goes crazy, and it affects the rest of the world.

Lutzifer
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Posted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 15:29 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

yup, dont hate the players, hate the game. www.psygamer.net ::::

Ronhrin
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Posted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 15:34 Post subject:

Lutzifer wrote:

yup, dont hate the players, hate the game.

Why not hating both?

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Werelds
Special Little Man

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 16:09 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Thought I made it pretty clear that I think the USPTO is a joke. Apple are smart for taking advantage of it, but that doesn't make me despise their lack of ethics any less. Join in on the war on LeoSatan

ivan1real

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Posted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 16:31 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

This guy explains what the patent covers

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