Fuck life!
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 18:33    Post subject: Fuck life!
First I get the flu. Then I get pink eye. Then I get strep throat and then, last night, my stomach implodes because of the lozenges i've been sucking on to help my throat.

Now Im coughing non stop. Sad
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 18:50    Post subject:
It seems you're dying. Sad
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 18:51    Post subject:
Fuck yourself in the butt.


Failing that, go see a doctor
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 19:09    Post subject:
You are weak.


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 19:22    Post subject:
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 20:02    Post subject:
i've been to the doctors Razz

my pink eye was caused by the flu. overflow of snot and what not Crying or Very sad Laughing


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 20:15    Post subject:
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 20:26    Post subject: Re: Fuck life!
WaldoJ wrote:
Fuck life!


Don't worry about it. By the sound of things you won't have to live for much longer Cool Face
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 20:38    Post subject:
Waldo you need some manlove to cheer you up! Very Happy

give me a call! ;P
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 20:42    Post subject:
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 21:01    Post subject:
Lutzi comes back and the power of manlove rise exponentially on the board grinhurt


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 21:09    Post subject:
well it's not rape if you yell surprise first! :>


Sin317 wrote:
I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 22:12    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Waldo you need some manlove to cheer you up! Very Happy

give me a call! ;P

You seem to have been throwing such propositions left and right to almost anybody on these forums recently. Shocked
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 22:29    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
ixigia wrote:
Waldo you need some manlove to cheer you up! Very Happy

give me a call! ;P

You seem to have been throwing such propositions left and right to almost anybody on these forums recently. Shocked


He's very lonely Sad


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2011 22:50    Post subject:
You haven't clogged the toilet so all is not lost I guess Wink


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I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 00:47    Post subject:
pro-tip: pray to steve jobs for a magical healing device Very Happy
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Theescapist




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 01:14    Post subject:
Just have a wank Waldoj and once you spunk up rub the spunk cream in your eyes.
100% cure no shit.
Let us know when you've done it?


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 02:56    Post subject:
having a wank with a serious fever is awesome... rubbing it in eye is a no go. Laughing and i had pink eye on monday. it went away after eyedrops called vagimax cured it.


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 03:07    Post subject:
hahahahaha, VAGImax! Sounds like something i d like to try Very Happy

seems like you got all of your annual share of diseases at once though. Keeping my fingers crossed, that you ll get well soon Wink
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 03:19    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Fuck yourself in the butt.


hell no, thats probably how you got sick... I dont want to catch it too.


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 03:23    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
hahahahaha, VAGImax! Sounds like something i d like to try Very Happy

seems like you got all of your annual share of diseases at once though. Keeping my fingers crossed, that you ll get well soon Wink

I dunno man, I was in the grocery store and noticed that they have vaginal cream...I tried it...it tastes NOTHING like it..it ruined my sandwich..


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 03:47    Post subject:
thats cause it has to be tuna sandwich!


Sin317 wrote:
I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 07:56    Post subject:


Waldo, are you REALLY sure it's for the eyes xD xD xD


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 09:30    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
hahahahaha, VAGImax! Sounds like something i d like to try Very Happy

seems like you got all of your annual share of diseases at once though. Keeping my fingers crossed, that you ll get well soon Wink


Are you back mr. vegan, please visit my meat thread Wink


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 09:53    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
Lutzifer wrote:
hahahahaha, VAGImax! Sounds like something i d like to try Very Happy

seems like you got all of your annual share of diseases at once though. Keeping my fingers crossed, that you ll get well soon Wink


Are you back mr. vegan, please visit my meat thread Wink


be careful Lutz...he a mac user.
anyone that owns a mac and talking about you coming to see anything related to their meat is a dangerous prospect!


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 09:55    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
Lutzifer wrote:
hahahahaha, VAGImax! Sounds like something i d like to try Very Happy

seems like you got all of your annual share of diseases at once though. Keeping my fingers crossed, that you ll get well soon Wink


Are you back mr. vegan, please visit my meat thread Wink


be careful Lutz...he a mac user.
anyone that owns a mac and talking about you coming to see anything related to their meat is a dangerous prospect!


A vegetarian Mac user listening to Mozart. And clogging the toilet but I like to forget that.


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 14:49    Post subject:
that reminds me of that japanese guy who makes fake meat out of shit. Soylent BROWN ftw! Very Happy
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 15:02    Post subject:
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2011 22:59    Post subject:
hmm, red eye is more fitting than pink eye. Who made up that term
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