A lot of people like to smoke cigarettes after sex
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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 08:46    Post subject: A lot of people like to smoke cigarettes after sex
but you can't buy cigarettes until you're 16, so I have to get them for both of us. Sad

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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 09:57    Post subject: Re: A lot of people like to smoke cigarettes after sex
Laurentiu499 wrote:
but you can't buy cigarettes until you're 16, so I have to get them for both of us. Sad

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bullshit i used to buy cigarettes and i wasn't even 10, nobody gave a shit, profit is profit


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 09:58    Post subject:
I think you missed the point entirely Hierofan.. Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 11:33    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 15:21    Post subject: Re: A lot of people like to smoke cigarettes after sex
Laurentiu499 wrote:
but you can't buy cigarettes until you're 16, so I have to get them for both of us. Sad

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hehehehe Laughing

I wonder if thats why the highschool kids behind my house always ask me for smokes when i walk buy to the store Laughing Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 16:33    Post subject: Re: A lot of people like to smoke cigarettes after sex
Hierofan wrote:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
but you can't buy cigarettes until you're 16, so I have to get them for both of us. Sad

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bullshit i used to buy cigarettes and i wasn't even 10, nobody gave a shit, profit is profit


You missed the joke totally.


Besides, it depends on where you are from and so...cos its damn hard for underage people here in Sweden now to buy it. Legally.


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 16:38    Post subject:
Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 16:52    Post subject:
YOU AINT TAKING MY SMOKES!
I fucking hate people who can't buy their own pack and always ask others.
I prefer giving you money for the pack rather than give you smokes, because you're not the one who's running back and forth to the store.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 20:16    Post subject:
Yes but one crucial question remains; who will buy some cigs for you? Confused
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 20:44    Post subject:
I really don't get it (I'm slow probably, or I don't get this tobacco humor), what's so funny about OP's post?


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 20:48    Post subject:
The girl is young so pedo has to buy her cigs. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 20:51    Post subject:
Pedo...
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 20:53    Post subject:
[ysosrs]Technically, could also be ephebo.[/ysosrs] Cool Face Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 21:18    Post subject:
Ok... I don't find that funny... not even a small giggle...


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