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Rofl_Mao
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 Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 22:03 Post subject: Diarrhea. Rusty water, assplosion, taco bell hershey squirt |
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Apparently I ate something wrong, because right after dinner my belly started hurting and I felt something evil was brewing and bubbling. The next moment I had to run to the toilet and... Let's just say it looked and smelled like diarrhea.
My vegetarian dinner seemed alright to me. Rosemary potatoes and focaccia from the oven, with stir fried spinach and tomatoes. On the plus side -- diarrhea means no logs hence no toilet jams! That's a relief 
| Lopin18 wrote: | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired.  |
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Nalo
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 22:17 Post subject: |
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So now there are two threads from Rofl_Mao literally about shit. 
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 22:17 Post subject: |
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Pic or it didnt happen..... oh wait
Empty again 
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 22:35 Post subject: |
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| iNatan wrote: | | So now there are two threads from Rofl_Mao literally about shit. |
So Rofl_Mao, is it weird not having logs coming out of your ass? xD
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 22:54 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | | So Rofl_Mao, is it weird not having logs coming out of your ass? xD |
Probably better than bricks. |
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Ronhrin
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 23:04 Post subject: |
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I've heard there was a widespread cucumber contatmination with Escherichia coli: O157:H7 the most contaminated areas were in parts of Germany where over 10 persons died already and more than 70 are currently infected.
I've also heard about some potential cases in Spain and probably some other to be confirmed countries here in Europe.
I wouldn't exclude this hypothesis specially considering that your symptoms don't exactly exclude the probability of being Escherichia coli O157:H7.
Have you eaten cucumber recently?
He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 23:07 Post subject: |
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I've read there have already been 9 confirmed deaths throughout Europe (mainly Spain and Germany) of contaminated cucumbers ...
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TSR69
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 23:07 Post subject: |
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Hmm today I bought a cucumber salad in the supermarket since it was on sale. :/
Then again I won't die from e-coli.
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 23:11 Post subject: |
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Those who died were mostly elderly ppl, with probably already compromised immune system, but still ppl should be careful.
That's why I have nice big garden where my parents grow things all natural ^^
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 23:16 Post subject: |
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Rofl_Mao vs Shit, Act IV: The Rosemary Intoxication
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tonizito
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Nalo
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2011 23:37 Post subject: |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 17:52 Post subject: |
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| bushwacka wrote: | | Ronhrin wrote: | I've heard there was a widespread cucumber contatmination with Escherichia coli: O157:H7 the most contaminated areas were in parts of Germany where over 10 persons died already and more than 70 are currently infected.
I've also heard about some potential cases in Spain and probably some other to be confirmed countries here in Europe.
I wouldn't exclude this hypothesis specially considering that your symptoms don't exactly exclude the probability of being Escherichia coli O157:H7.
Have you eaten cucumber recently? |
i seriously doubt that he would be spending his time writing on the interwebz if he was cultivating a H7 colony |
I'm feeling fine again now. So I guess Im not infected with the "Mortal Kukumber" bacteria. Having the runs was nice for a change, because clogging is physically impossible. The downside is that diarrhea smells of vomit. Diarrhea is like puking out of the ass 
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 18:23 Post subject: |
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Any pictures taken of this adventurous happening?
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 19:34 Post subject: |
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| Rofl_Mao wrote: | | bushwacka wrote: | | Ronhrin wrote: | I've heard there was a widespread cucumber contatmination with Escherichia coli: O157:H7 the most contaminated areas were in parts of Germany where over 10 persons died already and more than 70 are currently infected.
I've also heard about some potential cases in Spain and probably some other to be confirmed countries here in Europe.
I wouldn't exclude this hypothesis specially considering that your symptoms don't exactly exclude the probability of being Escherichia coli O157:H7.
Have you eaten cucumber recently? |
i seriously doubt that he would be spending his time writing on the interwebz if he was cultivating a H7 colony |
I'm feeling fine again now. So I guess Im not infected with the "Mortal Kukumber" bacteria. Having the runs was nice for a change, because clogging is physically impossible. The downside is that diarrhea smells of vomit. Diarrhea is like puking out of the ass |
Aaaand suddenly I have no craving for salty roasted peanuts anymore 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 20:30 Post subject: |
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| human_steel wrote: | | Any pictures taken of this adventurous happening? |
Sir you should have your poo fetish treated. Mine was
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 20:32 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | | Rofl_Mao wrote: | | bushwacka wrote: |
i seriously doubt that he would be spending his time writing on the interwebz if he was cultivating a H7 colony |
I'm feeling fine again now. So I guess Im not infected with the "Mortal Kukumber" bacteria. Having the runs was nice for a change, because clogging is physically impossible. The downside is that diarrhea smells of vomit. Diarrhea is like puking out of the ass |
Aaaand suddenly I have no craving for salty roasted peanuts anymore |
Hey I like the dry roasted peanuts. Rich in protein and other nutrients. And fibers as well...
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Jun 2011 21:54 Post subject: |
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I literally spent half an hour on the toilet, the brown river just kept on flowing. I think I shouldn't have had that left over herring from yesterday, that fish messed up my bowels. Weird odour, not the typical scent of diarrhea. This dump smelled like seaweed.
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Nalo
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Jun 2011 21:56 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Jun 2011 22:32 Post subject: |
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Eat some meat to fix up your digestive system! |
How can you suggest something like this? If he does that he will inevitably lose his Vegan Powers!
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sat, 11th Jun 2011 13:09 Post subject: |
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| human_steel wrote: | Well, I think these gastric side effects such as enormous turds clogging up the toilet duct and diarrhea with watery feces may be a result of being a vegetarian.
Eat some meat to fix up your digestive system! |
Dude. I ate HERRING. You know, like FISH. And vegetarians do not eat fish! My guess is the herring fucked up my bowels, or else the stool wouldn't reek of the sea. And now that you meat and the bowels... the high meat consumption in the West has caused a sharp increase in prevalence of colon cancer.
So my guess is my bowels will prefer an apple over a meatball. Whoops, Apple. I didn't say Steve Jobs is in my ass
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| Posted: Sat, 11th Jun 2011 13:11 Post subject: |
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Dude, what's with you and poo... 
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garus
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| Posted: Sat, 11th Jun 2011 13:14 Post subject: |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 11th Jun 2011 15:24 Post subject: |
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Rofl_Mao you're really starting to scare me...seriously man, change the subject (and your damn diet) please
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garus
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