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 Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 00:54 Post subject: My neighbour offered his two daughters |
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 00:55 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 00:55 Post subject: |
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fuck them both in the butt?
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 00:56 Post subject: |
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fuck her in the ass
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 00:56 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 00:58 Post subject: |
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basically anal sex is the solution. just pick whom youd like to fuck in teh butt?
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 01:00 Post subject: |
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| Acer wrote: | | basically anal sex is the solution. just pick whom youd like to fuck in teh butt? |
Yeah, I heard anal sex is very therapeutical. I wonder if they are twins...
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 01:18 Post subject: |
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One thing I dont like about the neighbour is that he is a bit too nervous for no reason. He tries to control himself, because we just met, but not always succeeds. I would not like to have a nervous girlfriend/wife. He bought a flat bellow me [it was insanely expensive] split in two parts so I'm guessing these two daughters will move in soon. Right now its under heavy fixing. I have a feeling they are ugly, otherwise they would have bf's.
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 01:27 Post subject: |
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i would laugh my fucking ass off if you said hes, and he brings out two 12 year olds.
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 01:32 Post subject: |
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Congrats you just killed my hard-on. jk.
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 01:34 Post subject: |
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Tell your neighbour you wanna try before you buy.
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 02:26 Post subject: |
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I don't get it.
Why would some1 you barely know offer you his daughters for nothing?
Cunt needs reporting to the police if you ask me?
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 07:12 Post subject: |
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How much cows and sheep does he want?
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 07:48 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 09:34 Post subject: |
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Allways accept dude.... you can allways store one in the basement. Its a reall trend these days! 
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 09:54 Post subject: |
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does it matter? i wanna move to that country.
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 09:59 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 10:59 Post subject: |
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Fuck me in the ass....
wait....shit..that's not how that line goes
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| Posted: Sun, 29th May 2011 11:05 Post subject: |
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"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | iNatan wrote: | | How much cows and sheep does he want? |
niether. he knows he's gay and Freakness's parents paid him to offer him his daughters so he won't be gay no more.  |
 But gay is not choice no? Or???
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