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Hierofan
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 Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 08:05 Post subject: fucking fuck, please help me understand what I did wrong her |
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fucking fuck, please help me understand what I did wrong here. I've told this girl how much I like her in the past, but she sees me only as a friend. Tonight she texts me AND THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ENSUES:
>girl: hey wuts up?
>me: Oh, hey. Not much. What's going on with you?
>girl: just sitting aruond thinking of u 
My heart starts thundering at this point. I mean, I really can't believe I just read that.
>me: Thinking of me? Why? 
>girl: becuz it occured to me u really r a great guy
>me: Well, you know I've always liked you, Stacy.
>girl: i no. and i want u 2 prove it
>me: what do you mean?
>girl: wut do u tihnk i mean lol. use ur imagination
>me: ....
Okay, so at this point I'm literally shaking with excitement. I can't believe this is happening.
She doesn't respond, though. For like 20 fucking minutes. So, I text back
>me: How do you want me to prove that I like you?
>girl: lol how do u think?? how do girls usaully want guys 2 show taht they like them??
>me: Oh, I get it
>girl: hint hint lol. ya thats wut i want. r u interested?
>me: Yes! Of course! You know I am! I have been for years, Stacy.
>girl: then tell me wut u will do
>me: What do you mean?
>girl: tell me exactly wut u will do to prove u like me.
I've been timid in the past, but I decide NO MORE. I'm just going to go all in.
>me: did you want to have sex? or not even full sex. I could just lick your pussy. please please!!
>me: I'll prove to you how much I like you, I swear. For hours.
>girl: hahahaha ahhahahaha omg omgomg wtf?? hahaha
>me: What?
>girl: have sex?! hahaha lol omg omg u r such a perv jason hahaha hahaha omg
>me: I thought that's what you meant.
>girl: lol i meant like take me on a date or to a moviee
>me: I'm sorry I misunderstood you. I feel like an idiot. I'm really sorry.
>girl: hahaha its ok were still friends lol omg though haha gtg ttyl jason
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?!?!!?!??
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 08:13 Post subject: |
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Well one mistake I noticed, instead of "lick the pussy" you should have said "I'll sodomize you up the ass and you'll like it" and she would have said "oh yees Jason up teh butt, you understand girls so well" and they lived happily ever after.
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 08:16 Post subject: |
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Lmfao, sorry but you're an idiot if you thought she wants you to give her some oral love even before the first date.
Besides, is she really worth it with all the "omfg wut lol wtf arghhh u r"?
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 08:42 Post subject: |
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I second the you are an idiot, she wants romance, you offered a booty call. The last line, ">girl: hahaha its ok were still friends lol omg though haha gtg ttyl jason " She might be intrigued by your offer, blushing. but you do not say you will lick her raw ... but "I have a long tongue" gets less giggles.
Look her in the eye and ask her out, for something to eat
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 08:42 Post subject: |
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Well.. Tommy Lee showed up with lubricants, dildos and shit for his first date with Pamela Anderson  probably brought a sheep as well, maybe even a shepard.
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 08:50 Post subject: |
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How could you even consider going out with a girl whos uses 'no' instead of the correct 'know' ?
But seriously mate I bet the little cow had a load of mates watching all the texts you sent come through and having a right old laugh about it. No point telling you what you should have said, I am sure you know you should have held back a bit and just mentioned dating or other more mundane crap.
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 09:06 Post subject: |
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 10:35 Post subject: |
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I don't remember Hierofan being from US&A so the first thing I thought when I saw those retarded america shorts for you and are, I know that he was trolling...
Plus no one here is crazy enough to leave his real name on the board... Except maybe Leo and deelix xD xD xD
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 11:03 Post subject: |
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im rollling on the floor here with that dude,, christ the typical bullshit female given half idea crap. when a girl says shit like that dont think with your fucking penis first hand, start at the bottom make her do the pushing till its bloody obvious what needs to be said.
sneaky to the fucking last women, was probably a lure, she was sitting with two other girlfriends lolling at that response I bet
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BLaM!
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 12:23 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 13:30 Post subject: |
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| inz wrote: | | madmax17 wrote: | | Well.. Tommy Lee showed up with lubricants, dildos and shit for his first date with Pamela Anderson probably brought a sheep as well, maybe even a shepard. |
That kind of thing tends to only work if you happen to be Tommy Lee, tho. |
She stood him up actually, he cried and used the dildo to wipe the tears of, I think it went better the second time they decided to meet. |
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b0se
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 14:49 Post subject: |
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This can't be real. If someone asks for the first time to prove your love, you do not respond by saying you want to eat pussy for an hour.
| Lopin18 wrote: | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired.  |
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 14:53 Post subject: |
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I think we've established it's fake.
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b0se
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 14:54 Post subject: |
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| GeordieRacer wrote: | | I think we've established it's fake. |
[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
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BLaM!
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As dingo said ... if I remember corectly Hierofan is from Romania.. very succesfull troll thread I must say.
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 15:25 Post subject: |
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Yeah how could you fall for this? A romanian girl named stacy? And text messaging like that? Pfffft jenni...
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b0se
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 16:05 Post subject: |
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| PumpAction wrote: | | Yeah how could you fall for this? A romanian girl named stacy? And text messaging like that? Pfffft jenni... |
I am from Romania too, i thought he just randomly named her Stacy and him Jason .
[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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BLaM!
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 16:07 Post subject: |
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 19:37 Post subject: |
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it's some good pasta isnt it? |
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BLaM!
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 20:05 Post subject: |
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 20:24 Post subject: |
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| BLaM! wrote: | | now finish them !!! |
i'll pass, man it's labour day here today
by 4 pm i was hugging the damn toilet puking my guts out |
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BLaM!
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 20:28 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 2nd May 2011 08:52 Post subject: |
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| GeordieRacer wrote: | | I think we've established it's fake. |
QFT
...what are you guys smoking?
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| Posted: Mon, 2nd May 2011 10:08 Post subject: |
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You missed to say: "Come sit on my face biatch"
Always works ^^
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| Posted: Mon, 2nd May 2011 12:54 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | ...what are you guys smoking? |
Plain cigarettes.
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Otherwise the average IQ of the board would be in jeopardy. It's low enough as it is!
or just trolling 
