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Rofl_Mao
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 Posted: Fri, 13th May 2011 21:33 Post subject: Shit finger @ATM machine |
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The cashpoint or automated teller machine, what a convenience. No need to ask the bank's personnel if you want to withdraw some money. I have read however that the ATM's keypad is often crawling with fecal bacteria. E. coli. Or simply, shit. The keypad seems to be filthier than an average toilet bowl.
A couple of dudes refuse to wash their hands after taking a dump, withdraw money and smear the ATM's keypad, all the other people get shitty stuff on their hands too. So I don't touch those keys anymore, I use a little paper to cover my hands. Or just use my bicycle key to punch in the numbers.
Pecunia non olet, as the Romans said. Money doesn't smell. But it is sure shit stained if you get it from the ATM. And E. coli is abundantly present in public transportation as well. Everywhere where lots of different people come, E. coli goes. Because a couple of fuckheads still haven't learned TO WASH THEIR FUCKING HANDS!! 
That's a funny looking toilet! I would expect toilet paper to come out of the slits.
| Lopin18 wrote: | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired.  |
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| Posted: Fri, 13th May 2011 22:39 Post subject: |
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With all the filth you come in contact with without even noticing, touching those keys for an occasional cash withdrawal should be the least of your concerns.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 13th May 2011 22:52 Post subject: |
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Rofl_Mao vs. Shit, Act3: The ATM conspiracy
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Nalo
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| Posted: Fri, 13th May 2011 23:14 Post subject: |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Fri, 13th May 2011 23:28 Post subject: |
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| ixigia wrote: | | Rofl_Mao vs. Shit, Act3: The ATM conspiracy |
Just make sure you wash your hands before you eat that pizza 
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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TSR69
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| Posted: Sat, 14th May 2011 00:21 Post subject: |
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Good thing then I don't use ATM's. I always pay with my debit card these days. Come to think of it, the keypads of those devices are probably filthy as well, hmm.
But no worrying Rofl_Mao, here you can buy all you need to protect yourself:
http://www.buyemp.com/category/Posi-Wear-Protective-Clothing.html
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sat, 14th May 2011 10:38 Post subject: |
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Nice outfit,
"Are you going to Fukushima?"
"No just to the ATM" 
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