Fatty avocado
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 19:28    Post subject: Fatty avocado
I've never had an avocado and thought let's try one. All sorts of healthy nutrients and omega 3 fatty acids... sounds like a good meal for a vegetarian. Well I guess I ate it the wrong way because I'm starting to feel a little sick. I ate one half just like that, seasoned only with a little salt. Felt like chomping on a log of butter, man that was one greasy mofo. Is there anyone with good avocado experiences? Guess I have to make a proper guacamole or avocado salmon salad the next time I try one of those Very Happy



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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 19:36    Post subject:
Guacamole sucks, and from that I've deduced that avocados must suck as well. Sorry, no help from here. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 19:54    Post subject:
I eat avocados on a daily basis.
The thing about avocado is that it doesn't need much... Just some salt, pepper and lemon juice. and you can get going with a dark bread.
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 20:04    Post subject:
Love them. Esp in salads with cottage cheese, shrimp.

Sushi a avocados are a must!!!
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 20:17    Post subject:
I don't like the taste.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 20:50    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
I don't like the taste.


+1

I tried them with several recipes but nothing, I don't like them :/
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 21:13    Post subject:
oxyeL wrote:
I eat avocados on a daily basis.
The thing about avocado is that it doesn't need much... Just some salt, pepper and lemon juice. and you can get going with a dark bread.


You eat 1 whole avocado in one go? One half was nearly too much for me. Mine had a very neutral taste. Didn't taste like anything actually. The avocado was pretty soft so I guess it was ripe enough. I guess this fruit grows on you -- I'll have to try some more another time.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 21:25    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
oxyeL wrote:
I eat avocados on a daily basis.
The thing about avocado is that it doesn't need much... Just some salt, pepper and lemon juice. and you can get going with a dark bread.


You eat 1 whole avocado in one go? One half was nearly too much for me. Mine had a very neutral taste. Didn't taste like anything actually. The avocado was pretty soft so I guess it was ripe enough. I guess this fruit grows on you -- I'll have to try some more another time.

Probably, never had a sickness from avocado.
But I do get sick pretty quickly from walnuts, so I never eat them...
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 21:54    Post subject:
Grind it, mix it with salt and fresh garlic, a drop of lemon into it and then put it on your dark bread. Mhhmhmmmmhmmhmhmmmmm


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 23:02    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Grind it, mix it with salt and fresh garlic, a drop of lemon into it and then put it on your dark bread. Mhhmhmmmmhmmhmhmmmmm


I love dark bread -- I'll give this a try Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Mar 2011 23:08    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
Grind it, mix it with salt and fresh garlic, a drop of lemon into it and then put it on your dark bread. Mhhmhmmmmhmmhmhmmmmm


I love dark bread -- I'll give this a try Very Happy


oh ofc you should grind the garlic too Smile the salt comes last and just enough to give it a nice taste Smile You don't even need the lemon, it just keeps the avocado green. As a lemon alternative you could just stuck the "seed" back into the prepared cream. This will keep it from getting darkish Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Mar 2011 17:37    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
Grind it, mix it with salt and fresh garlic, a drop of lemon into it and then put it on your dark bread. Mhhmhmmmmhmmhmhmmmmm


I love dark bread -- I'll give this a try Very Happy


oh ofc you should grind the garlic too Smile the salt comes last and just enough to give it a nice taste Smile You don't even need the lemon, it just keeps the avocado green. As a lemon alternative you could just stuck the "seed" back into the prepared cream. This will keep it from getting darkish Smile


No can do I'm afraid, the big nut inside the avocado is a toy for my cat Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Mar 2011 17:53    Post subject:
I presume you're going to have fatty 'logs' later on. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Mar 2011 18:58    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
I presume you're going to have fatty 'logs' later on. Cool Face


Actually I don't know what happens to the fatty stuff. Part of the water you drink will work its way into the bowel, but I've never seen a greasy turd. And I prefer to keep it that way


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Mar 2011 19:06    Post subject:
avocado is a just fancy name for soap.
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Mar 2011 19:22    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Mar 2011 22:08    Post subject:
dsergei wrote:
avocado is a just fancy name for soap.


Avocado is the anti-soap, it ain't called "butter pear" for nothing Very Happy. So yeah... if you want to screw someone mash an avocado and rub it in his face


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Mar 2011 00:18    Post subject:
Then you'd blind the man for good. Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Mar 2011 05:14    Post subject:
i have NEVER understood peoples love of avodados. like you said, when i had one... shit just tasted like butter, i mean what the fuck? i mean i like butter, sure, but i dont LOVE it... and i certainly wouldnt go OH MY GOD I LOVE BUTTER YOU GOTTA TRY SOME O DIZ SHIT!!

people are fucking weird.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Mar 2011 09:34    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
i have NEVER understood peoples love of avodados. like you said, when i had one... shit just tasted like butter, i mean what the fuck? i mean i like butter, sure, but i dont LOVE it... and i certainly wouldnt go OH MY GOD I LOVE BUTTER YOU GOTTA TRY SOME O DIZ SHIT!!

people are fucking weird.


I guess the avocado is the fruit of the leftist elite Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Mar 2011 09:55    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
i have NEVER understood peoples love of avodados. like you said, when i had one... shit just tasted like butter, i mean what the fuck? i mean i like butter, sure, but i dont LOVE it... and i certainly wouldnt go OH MY GOD I LOVE BUTTER YOU GOTTA TRY SOME O DIZ SHIT!!

people are fucking weird.


I think it is a very specific taste. I have a realy fat-tooth. I love them but I don't eat them often because they are so high calorie. They are a good kind of fat tho.
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Mar 2011 11:53    Post subject:
I love Avocado when it's perfect (not over-ripe or under). No need for seasoning. But one is quite enough. I don't like them when they're TOO buttery.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Mar 2011 21:26    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
chiv wrote:
i have NEVER understood peoples love of avodados. like you said, when i had one... shit just tasted like butter, i mean what the fuck? i mean i like butter, sure, but i dont LOVE it... and i certainly wouldnt go OH MY GOD I LOVE BUTTER YOU GOTTA TRY SOME O DIZ SHIT!!

people are fucking weird.


I think it is a very specific taste. I have a realy fat-tooth. I love them but I don't eat them often because they are so high calorie. They are a good kind of fat tho.


The best kind of fat, which is also found in fish like mackerel. Fish however are now polluted with lead and mercury and perhaps not as healthy as it used to be. Not recommended if you don't want your balls to shrivel up.


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2011 19:20    Post subject:
You should try it with sugar and lemon juice.
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2011 18:40    Post subject:
Invasor wrote:
You should try it with sugar and lemon juice.


Sounds interesting -- all avocado recipes I've seen are savoury.


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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2011 19:18    Post subject:
juice, it ends there.
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2011 21:01    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
juice, it ends there.


Confused


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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2011 22:13    Post subject:
Put them in a mixer with enough water to make a juice?
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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Mar 2011 19:38    Post subject:
I meant squeeze a lemon on top of the avocado with sugar... lol wut
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