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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 19:52    Post subject: I'm fucked
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20035363-10391704.html

All those blowjobs in prison are coming back to haunt me Crying or Very sad
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 19:57    Post subject:
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Oral sex now main cause of oral cancer: Who faces biggest risk?


haha definitely not me!


oh wait... Sad
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mike-




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 20:00    Post subject:
everything great in this world causes cancer

what a crock of shit
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 20:02    Post subject:
Ohio. Backwards, nutjob, Bible bashing, repressed, cultist armpit of the world. Whenever some bullshit "sexual study" is done, it always seems to be from the Ohio University and it almost always has dire messages to spread.

Pretty soon they'll do a study on how brain tumours are caused by boys looking at naked girls - and how the cure for the common cold is to read the bible, cover to cover, three times in a row.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 20:19    Post subject:
And ofc touching penis for other reason than peeing and sexual intercourse after marriage is almost guaranteed to cause cancer!


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 20:26    Post subject:
Even if you look down to your penis with a dirty aspect in your eyes, cancer is almost 100% guaranteed.
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 20:29    Post subject:
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 21:05    Post subject:
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Scientists say that 64 percent of cancers of the oral cavity, head, and neck in the U.S. are caused by human papillomavirus (HPV), which is commonly spread via oral sex


Had no idea it was that high. I thought smoking cancers were worse. Wonder what the difference is. Tis a job for Nouse!!!!!

...on a side note. I watched some p0rn last night. If I could sum everything up it would be Blowjob, pussy, ass. I wonder what the throat and inside the head cancer in the porn industry?
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 21:19    Post subject:
" I wonder what the throat and inside the head cancer in the porn industry?"

hmmm pistol.. ? Very Happy
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 21:32    Post subject:
What? The porn industry would be a good study group of people to check out more of this oral sex cancer theory. Some of those girls bang like 6 guys a day.
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 22:03    Post subject:
So I guess brushing your teeth ain't enough.


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I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 22:04    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
So I guess brushing your teeth ain't enough.
Least it gets the pubes out.
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b0se
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Feb 2011 22:35    Post subject:
Yeah thats why porn stars dont die .


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2011 00:10    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
So I guess brushing your teeth ain't enough.
Least it gets the pubes out.

... or dried out, sticky 'seeds'. grinhurt
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2011 01:29    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
What? The porn industry would be a good study group of people to check out more of this oral sex cancer theory. Some of those girls bang like 6 guys a day.


yeah I gathered that but I was not sure if you noticed how the sentence read..

Baffled me anyhow :O
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-=Cartoon=-
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2011 06:43    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
So I guess brushing your teeth ain't enough.
Least it gets the pubes out.



hahahhhahahhaa


On a side note... Was with a girl about.. 5 ? 6 ? weeks ago.....

First girl who I have been with who was not shaved/waxed ..

Grossed me out (even thou I know its natural) .. just refused to go down there tbh... (Granted she was a virgin who had NO IDEA wtf she was doing so it was kinda expected)

Pro tip Ladies: Wax or Shave or Laser
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2011 10:44    Post subject:
Grossed out of the fact that you might get cancer? Cool Face
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2011 10:48    Post subject:
-=Cartoon=- wrote:

Pro tip Ladies: Wax or Shave or Laser

+9000


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Mantis2K9




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2011 19:49    Post subject:
I give myself one every night, am I gay? will I die of self inflicted cancer.

Answes on a postcard please.
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2011 20:08    Post subject:
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garus
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2011 20:09    Post subject:
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2011 20:51    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
-=Cartoon=- wrote:

Pro tip Ladies: Wax or Shave or Laser

+9000


You guys should just be gratefull you are getting some.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2011 16:29    Post subject:
I never understood the obsession guys have with women being shaved, looking like they're 12yr olds. It's just... odd to me. I like bush ^_^
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2011 16:57    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
You guys should just be gratefull you are getting some.


+9001

sabin1981 wrote:
I never understood the obsession guys have with women being shaved, looking like they're 12yr olds. It's just... odd to me. I like bush ^_^


It's not that. Non-shaved is ok too. Just keep the bush in order!


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Unauthorized




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2011 16:58    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
I never understood the obsession guys have with women being shaved, looking like they're 12yr olds. It's just... odd to me. I like bush ^_^





Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2011 17:01    Post subject:
Trim that shit grinhurt I said I like bush, not Amazonian rain forest Laughing
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Unauthorized




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2011 17:02    Post subject:
I dont give a fuck if they have a landing strip or not. But ladies please shave that shit somewhat.
I love giving a good licking down there and expect a clean getaway, without pubes nestling themselfs into my beard. Very Happy

I keep my bush under control. Bet ladies dont like getting pubes stuck in their teeths when giving a blowjob.


Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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madness




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2011 17:37    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
Mantis2K9 wrote:
I give myself one every night, am I gay? will I die of self inflicted cancer.

Answes on a postcard please.




homer likes the bushes too, I see Cool Face
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