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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 08:42 Post subject: I watched CSI today...	Quick Quote Quote

...and I see justin bieber as one of the cast members? seriously? what the fuck is that crap but at least at the end of the episode he was shot like 10 times

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 08:50 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

thanks for the spoiler, jerk no but seriously.. i dont watch that shit anymore. zomg look at the top left of the picture.. its a fly... ZOOM IN ON ITS EYE... ENHANCE... OH MY GOD ITS THE KILLERS FACE REFLECTED IN THE FLYS EYE! all those shows are so fucking retarded. suspension of belief is one thing, but shows like csi are just so retarded it hurts.

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 09:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

No hate!

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 09:36 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Much better: Join in on the war on LeoSatan

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 10:01 Post subject:

chiv wrote:

no but seriously.. i dont watch that shit anymore. zomg look at the top left of the picture.. its a fly... ZOOM IN ON ITS EYE... ENHANCE... OH MY GOD ITS THE KILLERS FACE REFLECTED IN THE FLYS EYE!
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I'm was watching the seasons of the tv-show Castle and in one episode they have some photo, and the main character says something about CSI and something about zooming and stuff. And the police woman explains that it doesn't work like that in real life (or something, can't remember it all)

Was pretty lulz.

Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 10:05 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

what? you mean they cant really enlarge and pull out the high resolution detail of a persons face from a SINGLE PIXEL in an image?! i am disappoint.

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 10:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 10:11 Post subject:

_SiN_ wrote:

I love the tech-talk yo!

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 11:27 Post subject:

Unauthorized wrote:

_SiN_ wrote:

I love the tech-talk yo!

what's next "I MA USIGA FPS TO DISABLE NUCLEAR WEPON" Laughing

but that was lol , she creates a Graphical User Interface to track a IP ... next stop using Paint to hack Cia

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 12:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Vi for world domination. There, I said it, and I'm not even lying Join in on the war on LeoSatan

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Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2011 12:48 Post subject:

Hfric wrote:

] what's next "I MA USIGA FPS TO DISABLE NUCLEAR WEPON" Laughing

but that was lol , she creates a Graphical User Interface to track a IP ... next stop using Paint to hack Cia

well, yo have to show viewers how you trace the bad guys by drawing lines across the world/country Razz

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 09:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I met this women, physiotherapist. She said she would never want to live in the Los Veges "because of the crime, Have you seen CSI?" I was WTF. This is a educated woman?

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 10:29 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

yeh same reason id never live in tokyo. giant fucking robots and monster lizards tearing shit up all the time

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 10:41 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Thats actually one of my biggest fears. Robots AND lizards huuuuuuuuuh!!

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 13:23 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

CSI..I must admit that I liked it when I was a dumb and dreamer teen Random creations of an insane mind / Screens from Bulgaria [Early Access]

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 14:27 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Please stop creating threads about this son of a whore, dick sucker, cock muncher, sperm drinker . Thanks you, have a good day . [spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote] [quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote] No.[/quote][/spoiler]

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 14:40 Post subject:

b0se wrote:

Please stop creating threads about this son of a whore, dick sucker, cock muncher, sperm drinker .

Thanks you, have a good day .

GOD FUCKING THIS Exclamation

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 17:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

dont hate brah hes talented, i really like his voice and his hair so hot omg! LOL!

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 18:28 Post subject:

b0se wrote:

Please stop creating threads about this son of a whore, dick sucker, cock muncher, sperm drinker .

Thanks you, have a good day .

But he was shot 10 times (>'-')> <('-'<) ^('-')^ v('-')v <('-'<) ^( )^ (>'-')> ^(^-^)>

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 19:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Gotta love the (shitty) production values of CSI... 0:10s; gun in Bieber's hand. 0:12s; no gun. 0:13s; gun is back. Awesome scene cohesion there, you talentless hacks

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 20:46 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I wish it had been real.

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 21:31 Post subject:

What the fuck...

I always considered the original CSI to be the most watchable of them all. Sad

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 21:44 Post subject:

nah csi ny is now more serious
lv, and miami are for the lulz

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Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 22:49 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Imagine Miley Cyrus being as a doctor House patient . [spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote] [quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote] No.[/quote][/spoiler]

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Posted: Sun, 20th Feb 2011 11:01 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

CSI:LV still is the best of them all. Miami is like a parody of the show itself and well, NY is high tech mambo jambo Didnt't they actually plan a whole half of the season with miss Bieber? Bettern 2 episodes than half of the season. i5 6600k @ 4.3 GHz \| MSI z170 Gaming M7 \| 32GB Kingston HyperX Fury \| 850 Evo 500GB \| EVGA 1070 SC \| Seasonic X-660 \| CM Storm Stryker

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Posted: Sun, 20th Feb 2011 16:16 Post subject:

difm wrote:

CSI:LV still is the best of them all. Miami is like a parody of the show itself and well, NY is high tech mambo jambo Razz

Didnt't they actually plan a whole half of the season with miss Bieber? Bettern 2 episodes than half of the season.

Miami has some episodes where you need to either tie your hand to an armchair or glue a pillow to the forehead, the facepalm level is astonishing.
Then again it was at the time the most watched TV series in america, so the mysteries had to be REAL simple for the derps that were watching to solve and feel good about themselves.