1. Download this video
2. Go to airport or crowded place
3. Play video fullscreen on your tablet pc so others can see it
4. Look upwards and start murmuring as if praying
1. Download this video
2. Go to airport or crowded place
3. Play video fullscreen on your tablet pc so others can see it
4. Look upwards and start murmuring as if praying
enjoy the show
Really REALLY old...still, fucking great
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
1 eat alot of peanuts
2 take huge dark brown dump
3 put into chocolate bar like mold
4 hold in subzero temeprature until smell dissapears
5 wrap into normal like chocolate wrapper and drop it off at your local supermarket
you can also make "white" chocolate
OR
during easter season
1 pick up m67 hand grenades
2 paint them in wild colors resembling easter eggs
3 drill into a hole into 2cm in diameters bars
4 drill said bars into ground in parks and driveways
5 attach grenades to hole and watch the fireworks
OR
1 drop off candy near schools (for up to 12 yr old kids)
2 candy trail leads to alley
3 wait for enough kids to fill the alley
4 with your car from the opposite side kill as many as possible for maximum points
1- Start a political career on the US.
2- Make sure your public speeches are dumb and you bring god and faith enough times.
3- Campaign and get elected governor of Texas.
4- Repeat step 2.
5- Campaign and get elected president.
6- On the 1st of April, declare war on Russia and China.
7- Remove the nuclear core from your nuclear arsenal.
8- Fire all you deactivated nuclear rockets to China and Russia.
9- Wait for response.
10- You successfully destroyed the US without killing anyone abroad.
He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither
- Benjamin Franklin - 1759
here's a plan one of my mates have (for when he wins the lottery)
1. Buy surplus military APCs
2. Load em up with friends in m90 camo gear
3. Cross border to Norway
what the fuck ? no , i mean , didnt experience SHOW you this ?
And no , i don't stare at my dump after i take it , but it's fucking obvious when it's sticking out of a giant piece of shit
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