<3 Vegas, FUCK COOPERFIELD
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 07:48    Post subject: <3 Vegas, FUCK COOPERFIELD
Well just arrived from Las Vegas after a week, saw KA, Cooperfield and everything there was to see, including a bearded stinky women with a snake that after sexually harrasing me into touching the snake near her tits and asked for a dollar after i touched the snake and giving me 5 reasons to wash 5 times my hands after the smell didnt leave my hands for an hour.


But the main thing, FUCK, COOPERFIELD, i thought this show as expensive as it was was really elaborated, like everything foolproof.

Well seeing the bike appearing opening i was like wow, that was cool, then followed by a bunch of stupid stone age magic tricks, including the one where he gets a ring from a women and it appears in his back pocket (they fucking put a wodden platform on the floor and there was someone under it, the guy under it picked it up himself after the trick was done)

in the final act where he disappears a bunch of people from a platform, i grabbed the ball that was thrown to choose people from the audience. the Helpers tried to get me to throw it to the back, FUCK U, my ball. so i got to the stairs and they put me OUT of the line, took the air ball from me, and gave me a deflated one and told me to go back in line AFTER they moved some people ahead of me, most of the audience was IN the trick. Thats cheap... =|

They actually needed to signal Cooperfield and the crew giving me a deflated ball so they would know i wasnt part of the trick crew. Didnt quite see how they get the people out the back of the platform, but i did heard them talking and being pushed out and walking and running LOL

So much for the best magician show in Las Vegas....

Also vegas isnt as wild as people say, just a bunch of people trying to get drunk and taking pictures and a lot of stupid people being attention whores.

Dom Rep is 3 times wilder at night. Oh well, it was very beautiful indeed.
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Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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Saner




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 12:42    Post subject:
You want to fuck David Copperfield.

You sick fuck



ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 16:19    Post subject:
have any photos to show us your journey ?


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 16:40    Post subject:
Nice to hear from you Smile What about your gf? Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 17:34    Post subject:
He left her to have his way with copperfield


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 17:57    Post subject:
Took a lot of pictures indeed, still have to get the cable to pass the photos, bought a GoPro Hero 2 camera for my car racing hobbie Very Happy but the fucking taxes UGH.

GF comming here today, seems like she managed to handle the situation, didnt contact her much so i think she did a pretty good job this time. about time ffs.

Saw 505129580918095809125 Beats headphones by Dr Dre.

Went to the old vegas part, and near the heart atack restaurant saw a stripper club, there was a hot stripper and a really weird one, young, kind of emo like, but she had like these bird legs, like really skinny SERIOUSLY FUCKING SKINNY with a child like body. Now that was some weird stuff there.

KA Cirque de solei was amazing, wanted to see O but didnt have much time (or money), really good value.

and yeah those 90 bucks on copperfield... that was painful... best act was stealing my money and making one of our friends sleep on the show.

But the women's beauty was top notch, a lot of cute girls, wow. Even though ur women are kinda... dull.... and they walk funny, ahh that was painful...

Also since i was there for a Developers conference, 2 things happened:
"Windows 8 tricks, if u move the window to this side, it maximizes, and if you drop one window on the left and one on the right, they show up side by side"
My fucking jaw dropped, what a joke.

and i heard this joke from one of the speakers: "What did the backslash say to the asterisk? Anything between us is nothing"
I stood up and left.
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 18:19    Post subject:
Oh forgot to mention, anyone knows www.texasdebrazil.com?

MY GOD, the food was AMAZING Very Happy 30 Bucks all you can eat meat, and it was top notch.

Pics:

I visited almost all the hotels, pretty good stuff. Saw a chocolate cascade, Crying or Very sad i love chocolate, wish i had a good camera, would have gotten a lot of good stuff, and also the snake and the sexual harasser.


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 18:49    Post subject:
Viva Las Vegas.
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 19:00    Post subject:
Everything went better than expected, you had fun and the gf didn't kill you as promised Laughing Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Apr 2012 19:23    Post subject:
Who is Cooperfield?
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Apr 2012 08:38    Post subject:
lol at criss angel "lie"


cant believe people still pay for "magic" shows
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Apr 2012 20:31    Post subject:
The interesting thing is how they do it, how they can manage to hide the tricks, the bike weights nothing, the car weights nothing, the rose trick is sleight of hand, the ring trick a fake bottom with someone who moves the ring etc

But seeing how noobish that balloon signal was i was pretty disappointed. also the fake floor being moved midact was hell of crappy. considering hes the best illusionist, its quite a low quality show.

Criss angel is just crap...
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Apr 2012 22:07    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
The interesting thing is how they do it, how they can manage to hide the tricks, the bike weights nothing, the car weights nothing, the rose trick is sleight of hand, the ring trick a fake bottom with someone who moves the ring etc

But seeing how noobish that balloon signal was i was pretty disappointed. also the fake floor being moved midact was hell of crappy. considering hes the best illusionist, its quite a low quality show.

Criss angel is just crap...


Forget the Cockerfield, what about strip club stories? Laughing

OT , man you live in DR. I envy you so much, my friend took his wife for a honeymoon there, and when I saw pictures of beaches and nature I thought it is CGI. Unrealistically beautiful.


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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Apr 2012 22:38    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Chibuky wrote:
Lopin18 wrote:
The interesting thing is how they do it, how they can manage to hide the tricks, the bike weights nothing, the car weights nothing, the rose trick is sleight of hand, the ring trick a fake bottom with someone who moves the ring etc

But seeing how noobish that balloon signal was i was pretty disappointed. also the fake floor being moved midact was hell of crappy. considering hes the best illusionist, its quite a low quality show.

Criss angel is just crap...


Forget the Cockerfield, what about strip club stories? Laughing

OT , man you live in DR. I envy you so much, my friend took his wife for a honeymoon there, and when I saw pictures of beaches and nature I thought it is CGI. Unrealistically beautiful.


But everything else is 1984 Very Happy


I know, but I am getting sick of "future" that we have to live now. Although somebody thought exactly the same in the 80s.


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2012 01:38    Post subject:
1984 eh? Doubt it Very Happy Things here have escalated quickly. No Strippers this time around
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