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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 10:35    Post subject: Bad porn
I get mad when I am looking for good porn, because so much of it is so terrible it's not even funny. Watching people fucking and not enjoying themselves is pretty much like watching paint dry. There's so much fucking focus on how plastic a girl looks, and not how much she is enjoying herself. The porn industry is so industrial it has forgotten about the real purpose of porn, which is to entertain and spread the message that enjoying yourself is good. All this fake moaning, guys&girls not being turned on, switching positions on cue and basically looking at the time because they want shit to be over with is a plague.

And then every once in a while you get quality porn and everything is good. But sifting through all the crap is just frustrating.

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Neon
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 10:36    Post subject:
Your answer is X-Art.
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 10:50    Post subject: Re: Bad porn
fisk wrote:
Watching people fucking and not enjoying themselves


But that's the best kind, if you know what I mean. Troll Face
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 11:00    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
Your answer is X-Art.
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 11:29    Post subject: Re: Bad porn
inz wrote:
fisk wrote:
Watching people fucking and not enjoying themselves


But that's the best kind, if you know what I mean. Troll Face

And I think that he does. Troll Face
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 12:19    Post subject:
I watched good porn once... but then I took a knee to the arrow, if you know what I mean. Failed Troll
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 12:20    Post subject:
bad porn makes me sad Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 14:15    Post subject:
You can either switch to amateur stuff or give X-art a try like Neon said. They're both much better than the fake "industrial" porn Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 15:58    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
Your answer is X-Art.

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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Usenet! Very Happy
No usenet here. Sad


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 18:01    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
Your answer is X-Art.

Laughing

Now read fisk's post. X-Art is some of the most sterile and "fake" porn there is. The girls might look good, but they are all bored. When they have to cut the video so the dude could jack off and turn on camera just before he ejaculates, you know something is fishy.
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 18:12    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
garus wrote:
Usenet! Very Happy
No usenet here. Sad

Just type 'X-art tube' in Google.
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 18:13    Post subject:
I just skip to the money-shot. Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 19:09    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Neon wrote:
Your answer is X-Art.

Laughing

Now read fisk's post. X-Art is some of the most sterile and "fake" porn there is. The girls might look good, but they are all bored. When they have to cut the video so the dude could jack off and turn on camera just before he ejaculates, you know something is fishy.


This. I never heard of it before and it felt like completely the opposite of what fisk wanted. Aside from feeling fake, it's slow and boring.

Personally I visit sites like tubedirty, pornorama and others those link to. Every time you click on a video there is a chance you will end up at different partner site, but if that happens keep clicking and eventually they lead you to the video. They're better because they offer a selection of videos based on a certain taste (unlike porntube, xvideos or similar which just have anything and everything). So visit those sites, visit the sites those lead you to and you're bound to find one that matches your taste.
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 21:23    Post subject:
I find so much of it out there to be that humiliation shit, I don't know what you cal it Derogatory? Like piss in a womans face, or calling her a dirty whore. But then I don't think the porn industry is a hot bed of mental health.

I find mos of it really borning?
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 21:30    Post subject:
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I find so much of it out there to be that humiliation shit, I don't know what you cal it Derogatory? Like piss in a womans face, or calling her a dirty whore. But then I don't think the porn industry is a hot bed of mental health.

I find mos of it really borning?

I think these are particularly popular in Europe for some reason. German, Scandinavian and Russian porn are full of it. Some nice chick, then all of a sudden some retard dude is pissing in her mouth. Neutral
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 22:24    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Neon wrote:
Your answer is X-Art.

Laughing

Now read fisk's post. X-Art is some of the most sterile and "fake" porn there is. The girls might look good, but they are all bored. When they have to cut the video so the dude could jack off and turn on camera just before he ejaculates, you know something is fishy.


You mad son?

http://fantasti.cc/videos/permalink/redtube/X-Art---Perfect-Lovers/3323945/
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 06:43    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:

I think these are particularly popular in Europe for some reason. German, Scandinavian and Russian porn are full of it. Some nice chick, then all of a sudden some retard dude is pissing in her mouth. Neutral


Germany did this before Japs knew what porn is Razz
Haven't seen a single "dirty" scene in Scandi-porn. Then again, I'm not a specialist Wink

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 08:41    Post subject:
difm wrote:
iNatan wrote:

I think these are particularly popular in Europe for some reason. German, Scandinavian and Russian porn are full of it. Some nice chick, then all of a sudden some retard dude is pissing in her mouth. Neutral


Germany did this before Japs new what porn is Razz
Haven't seen a single "dirty" scene in Scandi-porn. Then again, I'm not a specialist Wink



Yea, like WHEN is piss ever hot? Or even calling the woman a "cum dumpster" as in "Yea, baby, your my fucking cum dumster, my little dumpster of cum"????

Its weird and not arousing
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inz




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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 08:47    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:

Yea, like WHEN is piss ever hot?

Its weird and not arousing


That's why they call them fetishes. If you're not into it, don't even try to understand. Razz

Foot fetish for example is supposed to be pretty common, but it's just funny to me. Oh yeah suck those dirty toes, how sexy!
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 09:18    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:


Yea, like WHEN is piss ever hot? Or even calling the woman a "cum dumpster" as in "Yea, baby, your my fucking cum dumster, my little dumpster of cum"????

Its weird and not arousing


I agree with you.
I think there was some study some time ago that concluded with men enjoying piss porn a lot more than women, so... Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 09:18    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Or even calling the woman a "cum dumpster" as in "Yea, baby, your my fucking cum dumster, my little dumpster of cum"????

Its weird and not arousing


Agreed.... its pathetic. All this horrible name calling is sickening. At least treat the lady with respect, you know?



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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 09:21    Post subject:
yuri999 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Or even calling the woman a "cum dumpster" as in "Yea, baby, your my fucking cum dumster, my little dumpster of cum"????

Its weird and not arousing


Agreed.... its pathetic. All this horrible name calling is sickening. At least treat the lady with respect, you know?


One sick thing I've also heard - "yea, baby. you're my little dirty fuckhole!"

I mean, wtf is a dirty fuckhole:D


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 09:26    Post subject:
Some men really like some kind of role-playing during sex, it can turn into weird stuff. Wonder if some women have the same...


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