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FireMaster

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 08:49 Post subject: Here's a joke	Quick Quote Quote

so a guy has sex with a transvestite who he thinks is a woman when she/he bends over and the guy shoves his dicks up the tranny's ass after pounding the tranny he reaches for the clit to rub it for a while but instead holds her big cock and says "oh I think it went through" You can shoot yourself in the head if you don't think it's funny.

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sabin1981
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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 08:50 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

So what was the name of this tranny you slept with?

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FireMaster

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 08:53 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

_SiN_

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 09:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Ahahahaha!! ZING!

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 09:20 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

ixiga is an adorable kid

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 09:36 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

lol, don't flatter yourself - you couldn't please a virgin midget with that thing you call your "penis". Watercooled 5950X \| AORUS Master X570 \| Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC \| 64Gb RAM \| 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p \| etc etc

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 10:32 Post subject:

Hmm. So I guess that hand problem of yours was some kind of nasty infection that you got from holding that tranny's junk, eh? Cool Face

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 11:06 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 17:55 Post subject:

tonizito wrote:

Hmm. So I guess that hand problem of yours was some kind of nasty infection that you got from holding that tranny's junk, eh? Cool Face

I really don't think there is any disease left in the world that FireMaster doesn't already have.
We should ask, what awful stuff he gave to the poor tranny.

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 18:06 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 18:50 Post subject:

xExtreme wrote:

ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahayhahahhhhhhhhhahahahahha Laughing

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 19:41 Post subject:

wtf?

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 20:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

my guess: "he's a doctor" xD www.psygamer.net ::::

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Posted: Fri, 1st Oct 2010 20:56 Post subject: Re: Here's a joke

FireMaster wrote:

so a guy has sex with a transvestite who he thinks is a woman
when she/he bends over and the guy shoves his dicks up the tranny's ass
after pounding the tranny he reaches for the clit to rub it for a while but instead holds her big cock and says "oh I think it went through"

You can shoot yourself in the head if you don't think it's funny.

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