My neck is stuck. HELP
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 08:02    Post subject: My neck is stuck. HELP
Okay im going mental here please help me out. About a week ago i got a sudden cramp in my lower neck moving from my back what made it allmost impossible to turn my head. After walking around like that it allmost took a full week to recover slowly.

Today it was like allmost gone when i woke up and i just pick something up and its completely back again. Is there anything i can do?

I allmost want to hang my head on something somehwere to get it loose. Please advice.
Hot showers and stuff i allready did and im going to take a hot bath in a bit again Sad

Im also worried that if i finallly receive my ps3key today i cant pick it up when it falls through the mailbox on the ground Crying or Very sad


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 08:06    Post subject:
u need some chinese magical massage dude
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 08:22    Post subject:
Mortibus wrote:
u need some chinese magical erotic massage dude


Yeah that sounds good allready but i fixed your line a bit to make it look better.
Problem is i dont have those around here and i cant even drive a car


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 08:37    Post subject:
i think for the little extra u can order one to come to u Smug
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massage + schantz collar:



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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 13:08    Post subject:
I'd suggest you to have an x-ray evaluation..maybe your cervical pain is due to some kind degenerative disc disease or some slight herniated discs...let's hope not, but still it's better to clear up the problem Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 15:01    Post subject:
http://www.marijuanapassion.com/Marijuana-Side-Effects.html

Doesn't say anything about a stiff neck Wink


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helvete




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 15:05    Post subject:
If you mix your weed with tobacco, the nicotine could be the culprit.


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 15:21    Post subject:
so by your logic 90% ppl in nl must be crippled coz of weed? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 15:25    Post subject:
It would be like saying yogurt causes cramps... makes no sense to blame that on weed. But bad memory on the otherh and Smug yeah, I know some heavy weed smokers.
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 15:37    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
It would be like saying yogurt causes cramps... makes no sense to blame that on weed. But bad memory on the otherh and Smug yeah, I know some heavy weed smokers.


makes perfect sense matey Very Happy Ill give u some insight..

1) he tokes the weed like he is doing a virgins first time pussy lick

2) he falls over through such bewildering excitement and fucks up his neck

3) he wakes up next day thinking fuck how the hell did this happen, hence the memory loss through smoking weed..

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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 15:40    Post subject:
The downside of giving oneself blowjobs I guess Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 15:48    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
The downside of giving oneself blowjobs I guess Cool Face
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 17:41    Post subject:
usually getting a strong muscle relaxant injected into your neck and some hours in bed should make it go away. So phone your doctor and make him/her come over and give it to you =)
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 18:10    Post subject:
Yeah go see your doctor Lathieza or is he something like this?

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 18:18    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
Yeah go see your doctor Lathieza or is he something like this?

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What a gorgeous example of Derp Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 18:37    Post subject:
some more footage:


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Reg67




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 18:55    Post subject:
Get off the fucking internet and go to the fucking doctors for christ sake. Asking for medical advice on this forum is a recipe for disaster! Smile
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 20:32    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
Asking for medical advice on this forum is a recipe for disaster! Smile




(^even the smileys are setting a terrible example. Rolling on the floor while laughing is actually quite painful after a few times!)


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I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 20:36    Post subject:
Actually my previous advice was quite accurate and plausible Cool Face Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Sep 2010 21:22    Post subject:
trapped nerve perhaps?
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