You're not the father!
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 14:51    Post subject: You're not the father!
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 15:02    Post subject:
L0L!


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 15:06    Post subject:
bet he uses condoms from now on! Wink
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 15:16    Post subject:
Only in....


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 15:20    Post subject:
Why the fuck was Maury consoling the stupid cum-dumpster slag? I'd have told the cunt to get the fuck off my show and seek professional help. She's there, slagging the guy off, giving it all that - calling him every name under the sun, and when it comes back with the - shocking - surprise of "he's not the father" - she goes off and cries!

Dumb cunt. Someone just shoot her in the head and dump her in some bins out back.
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 15:32    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
Only in....



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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 16:02    Post subject: Re: You're not the father!
Waargh wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck


Great.... was looking for this video since i saw the Animated gif about it ages ago in the useless void Very Happy

@Inatan

First video..... ffs... i could seriously hurt such a bitch. And the best part is ... if she had over 300 times sex unprotected... she can't get kids Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 16:06    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 16:14    Post subject:
Is any of this shit actually for real? I mean sure, the OP video could be, but the one Leo lol wut Natan posted? Come on...


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 16:37    Post subject:
snip


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 16:59    Post subject:
This kind of shit has to be fake and/or staged...


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 17:18    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Some more

http://www.break.com/index/9th-grade-whore-on-maury.html

Don't hate, don't hate! Laughing


I'd laugh my fucking ass off if someone got up on stage, cut her head off Taliban-style, and started kicking it around like that little demon from Barbarian on the C64. Honestly, I'd laugh and I'd laugh and I'd laugh.

"Don't be hatin'" lol wut
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 17:43    Post subject:
snip


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 17:51    Post subject:
The only thing worse than watching US daytime tv is discussing it.
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 18:55    Post subject:
Just when I thought that the Italian TV was the nadir of quality and culture, here it comes this refreshing thread Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 18:59    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Some more

http://www.break.com/index/9th-grade-whore-on-maury.html

Don't hate, don't hate! Laughing


Impossible not to hate! Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 19:02    Post subject:
Prefetian wrote:
This kind of shit has to be fake and/or staged...


In the 90's it was probably staged, now there is no need to fake it, not when you can find 100 pieces of work like those in every school or neighborhood! Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 19:12    Post subject:
@Ronhrin
Have you seen Idiocracy?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

It's getting more and more accurate with every day. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 19:17    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
@Ronhrin
Have you seen Idiocracy?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

It's getting more and more accurate with every day. Laughing


Not yet, is it worth the watch?

We all known how dumb Americans are, does it offer any intelligent insight on that?


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 19:21    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
iNatan wrote:
@Ronhrin
Have you seen Idiocracy?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

It's getting more and more accurate with every day. Laughing


Not yet, is it worth the watch?

We all known how dumb Americans are, does it offer any intelligent insight on that?


It envisions America in the future if Bush were to be president for the rest of his life Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 19:27    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Ronhrin wrote:
iNatan wrote:
@Ronhrin
Have you seen Idiocracy?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

It's getting more and more accurate with every day. Laughing


Not yet, is it worth the watch?

We all known how dumb Americans are, does it offer any intelligent insight on that?


It envisions America in the future if Bush were to be president for the rest of his life Razz


That synopsis makes it seem interesting, although Bush is not the president now and America keeps on growing dumber by the day. Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 19:29    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
Not yet, is it worth the watch?

We all known how dumb Americans are, does it offer any intelligent insight on that?

Yes, it is done very well. Just remember it's a satire, not to be taken literally serious. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 19:40    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Ronhrin wrote:


Not yet, is it worth the watch?

We all known how dumb Americans are, does it offer any intelligent insight on that?


It envisions America in the future if Bush were to be president for the rest of his life Razz


That synopsis makes it seem interesting, although Bush is not the president now and America keeps on growing dumber by the day. Laughing


yea..its only use americans growing dumber Razz
the world on a whole is growing dimmer, no natural selection to stop the ignorant from making more ignorant.

every country has its idiots, just ours like to get on TV for some reason.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jun 2010 19:41    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Some more

http://www.break.com/index/9th-grade-whore-on-maury.html

Don't hate, don't hate! Laughing
Now I see where this comes from:


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Jun 2010 00:08    Post subject:
Idiocracy isn't just a movie, it's a damn prophecy of how the world might turn out to be one day... Surprised


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Jun 2010 02:23    Post subject:
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/6731551/Idiocracy_der_Praesident
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Jun 2010 05:25    Post subject:
Oh man Laughing

Yeah, I put it to download again. This is just so well made, sadly, so true... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Jun 2010 05:38    Post subject:
Some more "not the father" videos:



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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Jun 2010 16:02    Post subject:
hahaha awesome!

I always get a little happy for the guys when they find out they're not the father.... yeah guess I'm an asshole huh? Very Happy


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