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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 01:59    Post subject: WTF
OK. So I met an ex's BF tonight and seriously, this dude is the dumbest person I have ever met in my whole life, I mean really. Me and a mate went round to her flat and he was there. Surprisingly he has learned to speak English nearly as good as a foreign person in Liddle. I say surprisingly because I think his brain has trouble when trying to multitask.. ie.. keep heart pumping, lungs breathing and speak, all at the same time.

So he keeps pulling a 'derp' face and I confront him about it. I ask what the fuck is up and why he keeps pulling a face. He says it is nothing and it is something he saw on tv(he is lying, my ex has her disapproval face on). I get pissed. Say I am going to knock him out and stamp on his head, kill him. He shits bricks. Me and my mate leave. here I am writing this.

I hate arseholes.


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 02:13    Post subject:
you no make sense man
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 02:14    Post subject:
What the deuce is a 'derp' face lol. Though I probably would have been pulling one at you as well if you were marching around my GF's flat like a wide-boy on cocaine. Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 02:45    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
What the deuce is a 'derp' face lol. Though I probably would have been pulling one at you as well if you were marching around my GF's flat like a wide-boy on cocaine. Laughing


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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 02:46    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
What the deuce is a 'derp' face lol. Though I probably would have been pulling one at you as well if you were marching around my GF's flat like a wide-boy on cocaine. Laughing


lol. Maybe I come off as a bit of dick from what I wrote above. I don't think I was tonight. I tried talking to him, he was being a cock.


'derp face' Laughing

EDIT: I was invited round by both of them.


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 05:21    Post subject:
so you are chav.
I kinda remember the last bitch story you had here, it was about a friend who attacked you.
Well above story and past story never happened to me so maybe you need to check out.
You are intelligent enough otherwise you would not even report it here.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 08:40    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
What the deuce is a 'derp' face lol. Though I probably would have been pulling one at you as well if you were marching around my GF's flat like a wide-boy on cocaine. Laughing


lol. Maybe I come off as a bit of dick from what I wrote above. I don't think I was tonight. I tried talking to him, he was being a cock.


'derp face' Laughing


Laughing
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kalato




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 10:36    Post subject:
I had a WTF moment once, I think it was last weekend, this dude was making a derp face so I smacked him in the cheeks, he went "Ohh Ohh, Ahh Ahh" then I went "Ekk Ekk" then ever since then we became bestfriends.


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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 15:39    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
so you are chav.


No, if I had to label myself I am a skater/rocker.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 16:55    Post subject:
hahaha.. a wee bit liberal with our death threats are we? Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 17:40    Post subject:
fuck him in the butt

I'm surprised no one else has mentioned it...it's the golden rule ffs!!!
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 18:06    Post subject:
lol wut = derp


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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 18:24    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
hahaha.. a wee bit liberal with our death threats are we? Smile


Best way I have found to avoid fighting, make them really scared. Works for me most of the time and it did last night.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 18:29    Post subject:
so, making foreigners feel scared makes you feel like one of the big boys? Have you considered a career in the kkk maybe? Laughing
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 18:33    Post subject:
He is English, not a foreigner. Anyway, this was just a drunken rant last night.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 18:45    Post subject:
Boyah! Lutz takes one for the team.. Laughing Laughing


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Apr 2010 19:51    Post subject:
If someone told me they were going to kill me for making a derp face at them, I would tell them to fuck off and stop being a childish asshole. I mean, if someone does that it shows just how insecure they are about their own physicality.


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Apr 2010 20:39    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
If someone told me they were going to kill me for making a derp face at them, I would tell them to fuck off and stop being a childish asshole. I mean, if someone does that it shows just how insecure they are about their own physicality.


Come on now we all know that newty is one special kid, don't have to dwell on it, dude.
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Apr 2010 22:18    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
If someone told me they were going to kill me for making a derp face at them, I would tell them to fuck off and stop being a childish asshole. I mean, if someone does that it shows just how insecure they are about their own physicality.


Huh. So what would you do if someone repeatedly mocked you all night?

AnimalMother wrote:
I mean, if someone does that it shows just how insecure they are about their own physicality.


Explain please.


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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Apr 2010 16:53    Post subject:
HAHAHAHAHA! The "derp-face". Laughing
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